Short Ouch Poems
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OUCH!
Fists fly
Black eye
08~11~14
Written for WRITE A FOOTLE contest sponsored by Judy Konos
~awarded 1st place~
Ouch!
Haiku
By: Tom
3/16/2020
A financial truth,
stock investing is a gate
that can swing both ways.
my weekend wrestling
try TV like moves, joints stiff
Chiropractor pleas
Senryu composed: December 22, 2020
Ouch!
A hard nut from Burnham on Crouch
Got bit by a crocodile, ouch
He snuck from the zoo
With a bush kangaroo
And a dead crocodile in its pouch
What’s painful yet quick to recall?
A man wants to fly but must fall
Rejection can hurt
Being stomped in the dirt
Is the unkindest cut of them all
cat hisses at dog
dog retaliates growls at
the fending purring
07/14/25
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr.2025©
Her face showed he'd come off as predal
Now it was too late to backpedal
"Stupid wins prizes,"
She shouts, "of all sizes,"
Her handprint adorned like a medal
it wasn't a pretty sight
extreme sun exposure
turned his skin a vibrant hue
somewhere on the spectrum
not quite painful blue
AP: Honorable Mention 2025
Why, of course, OUR country is superior!
We are free not to say what we think...
Yes, comrade, you are right -- wink, wink
Here we are not free to say what you think
With my son and grandson...on my team
My heart, my soul, and face...tends to gleam
At age sixty years old
I've often been told
"Get Ben-Gay" (Ha)...you know what I mean
Don't ever drop an iPad on your foot,
It turns the color of blue-soot!
And that innocent light-looking device
Reminds me to think, not once but twice.
5/28/2018
10:45an PST
Form:
Ten-year-old David for Chanukah yearned
Bought a menorah with money he'd earned
His cheap candles he lit
But in half they did split
David learned ~ Buy quality or get burned
First day of the school holiday
Young Dexter went outside to play
He slipped off his slide
Oh how Dexter cried
In plaster his arm’s got to stay
2/21/19
Half-blind Billy hunts for hot chicks
and drools for big tall girls, his picks.
But grabbing a gal—
turns out it was Hal—
got Billy jaw-busting hard licks.
written October 7, 2016
A nudist whose first name was Billy
Got stung by a bee on his willy
It swelled to a great size
One he couldn’t disguise
So he hid by a meadow lily
03~08~17
Sir Isaac Newton
didn't think gravity was fun,
when at the tree he did slump,
from an apple that caused a lump.
For "You who....Yo, Clerihew" contest sponsored by Catie Lindsey.
A man found himself in a pickle
When his girlfriend found he was fickle
He said "won't you stay"
She said "there's no way"
As she took his head off with a sickle.
Josette Key 2010
Ouch
what a low blow
ouch
like never before
ouch
my heart broke
ouch
my hope dropped.
Ouch
I close my eyes
ouch
I'm bleeding inside
ouch
I don't know why
ouch
I wanna cry...
Jessica
Low battery
In the wee hours of the morn
She was torn between two pillows;
Pure ecstasy escalates;
A blinking Indicator become
A disruptive behavior: suddenly
A dishonorable discharge
ouch! sorry low battery.
Form:
He was playing glorious baseball in the sun!
His family jewels got cup-checked scoring a home-run!
His mother let out a loud yell!
While to his knees, he so painfully, fell.
July 29, 2018
3pm PST
Mummy kangaroo had been hanging up a sign
She’d grabbed a load of nails but the first one went in fine
She tucked the rest away and little Joey hollered ‘OUCH!’
Don’t put your nails in your pouch… OUCH!
Don’t put your nails in your pouch!
so walking through the forest
out walking on a walk
passing tree after tree after tree
then a tree showed me its bark
interesting I thought
and so too did my dog
who excitedly barked back
we had a crazy crazy walk
the tree and my dog had a talk
Old Fauci was to throw out the first ball
Donald Trump wasn't invited at all --
Doc said, "You catch me, OK?"
Trump agreed, "Without delay!" --
Fauci's pitch hit Trump's abdominal wall
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Note: MLB = Major League Baseball
In Sherwood Forest Friar Tuck
Fell down a ditch where he got stuck
Astride a broken branch
And, yes, I have a hunch
He waddles now like Donald Duck!
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Contest: Make Me Laugh
Sponsor: Tania Kitchin
Placed 3rd
Posted 25th November 2020
I thought I was able to put on a coat
A shield to protect me from others
A wall so that no one could hurt me
But I failed
I'm weak, and not able to do so
The coat is pointless
That dumb shield too
And the wall is made out of paper
There is no hope
no clue where i'm going with this