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A nudist whose first name was Billy Got stung by a bee on his willy It swelled to a great size One he couldn’t disguise So he hid by a meadow lily 03~08~17

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Date: 3/17/2017 8:27:00 PM
Hi Jan, Happy St Patty's Day. I love your limerick. It made me smile, and Armand's interpretation is funny, too. Now of course, I say he should flaunt it, but after getting the intellectual analysis, I understand...lol.
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 4/26/2017 11:59:00 AM
Thanks so much Rhonda sorry for the delay in commenting back:-( hugs Jan xx
Date: 3/13/2017 2:51:00 PM
They said, Nudity is the reflection of innocence but not mine........
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 4/26/2017 12:00:00 PM
Thanks Pashang:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 3/11/2017 4:13:00 PM
That's why I never gave in to the urge of joining a nudist colony, Jan:) Now Billy must look plain silly! Hugs // paul
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 4/26/2017 12:00:00 PM
ha ha ha Paul!:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 3/11/2017 2:57:00 PM
If I was him, I would be strutting my stuff Jan.
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 4/26/2017 12:01:00 PM
hahaha Jean:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 3/10/2017 8:34:00 PM
haha. You are SO good at these!!!
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 4/26/2017 11:59:00 AM
Thanks Andrea sorry i missed lots of comments on this poem:-(hugs Jan xx
Date: 3/9/2017 5:39:00 PM
Hello Jan. Allow me to say this entry was the smile for the night. Thank you for that. I have attempted several times to write a limerick entry but I keep failing. I just can't seem to get the voice tone and flow right. But I'll keep trying. You obviously have mastered its essence and flow. The theme and words are truly playful. Well done
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 3/9/2017 5:42:00 PM
If you need any help soup mail me - I love the limerick form and the humour they contain:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 3/9/2017 4:11:00 PM
...continued...'It swelled to a great size' of course this refers to Satanasim. How it grew worldwide. 'One he couldn't disguise' As we know though the movement tried to hide in the basements of churches they were discovered and many who had committed heinous crimes were prosecuted. 'So he hid by a meadow lily' or as we all know her Lily Meadow the female angel whose heart was so huge she defended Hades. Wow! And then you say your poetry is not intellectual.
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 3/9/2017 4:16:00 PM
Armand, you analyse my poems brilliantly and the secret messages contained within:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 3/9/2017 4:01:00 PM
You're writing is not intellectual? What are you talking about? In this poem 'A nudist' obviously represents the devil. Naked out in the sun you end up with a red hide. Around all those naked people you get horny hence the devils horns. If you record the name 'Billy' and play it backwards it sounds like lucifer. 'Stung by a bee' clearly points to the angels as bees like angels have wings. They are the good fighting the bad hence the sting. ...continued...
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Pashang Salehi
Date: 3/13/2017 2:59:00 PM
What the heck he is talking about????? I bet Billy was a handsome guy with a good looking willy that liked lily. What is wrong with that? That is my interpretation.
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 3/9/2017 4:06:00 PM
ha ha ha I love your interpretation of my poem lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 3/9/2017 7:56:00 AM
Brilliant Jan, your poems certainly brighten up my day thank you so much, Roy. :))
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 3/9/2017 2:00:00 PM
I may not write intellectual poetry Roy but people do seem to like my simple style:-) If I can bring a bit of fun and a smile that is the important thing:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 3/9/2017 5:44:00 AM
Poor Billy I feel sorry for your willy! Hilarious dear Empress of Limericks Jan! A seven and many Hugs!
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Date: 3/9/2017 2:03:00 PM
Thanks Demetrios - I do appreciate your support:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 3/9/2017 5:06:00 AM
- :))) ..... made my morning ... funny, Jan - Best wishes for a lovely day - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 3/9/2017 2:04:00 PM
Thanks Anne Lise:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 3/8/2017 10:56:00 PM
I dated a few guys claimed they were stung hahahahaha
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Pashang Salehi
Date: 3/13/2017 3:00:00 PM
Cute.... haha
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 3/9/2017 2:05:00 PM
ha ha ha that my friend is a hilarious comment:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 3/8/2017 9:08:00 PM
Happened to me, I be hoping to get stung twice!
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Date: 3/9/2017 2:06:00 PM
ha ha ha:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 3/8/2017 7:07:00 PM
ROFL - my goodness that's funny! If mine got stung by a bee I wouldn't hide it, I'd be posting it all over the internet. But that's just me! A Fav.
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Pashang Salehi
Date: 3/13/2017 3:01:00 PM
LOL....
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 3/9/2017 2:07:00 PM
ha ha ha I'd be googling lol:-) hugs jan xx
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arthur vaso
Date: 3/8/2017 9:08:00 PM
LOL You took the words right out of my mouth!!!!
Date: 3/8/2017 6:50:00 PM
Oh, my gosh that is slap your knee funny, Jan. I out loud love it. Needed something funny, saw your name and ran here. Your limerick dose was even more therapeutic than I'd hoped for, what a funny one - love the wit! Hugs ... CayCay
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 3/9/2017 2:08:00 PM
I may not write intellectual poems Caycay, but at least they are read and understood and seem to be popular - and best of all they make people smile:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 3/8/2017 5:42:00 PM
Jan, sometimes I try so hard to write and wonder whether it is any good - and then I read one of your little funny poems and realize that the most important thing is to have FUN with it and to PLAY with the words. Seeing you quite obviously having a blast reminds me what writing should be all about for me. To heck with "serious" and "great" poetry- let's just play! Thank you for that reminder.
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 3/8/2017 5:48:00 PM
When I first started writing and posting here my simple style was criticised by someone so much that I nearly gave up writing. There is room on soup for every type of poetry from serious intellectual poems to simple fun poems like many of mine are. I have learned so so much not only about poetry but about myself but my aim is to make people smile and forget their troubles for a while:-)and Agnes ... you write awesome poems my friend:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 3/8/2017 5:37:00 PM
You have me laughing out loud, Jan. I knew where this was going when I got to "Billy" :) Ouch indeed (I assume)
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 3/8/2017 5:38:00 PM
if you see Rodger or Billy you know what to expect lol... then again I may surprise you and not do a naughty poem lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 3/8/2017 4:57:00 PM
It hurt so bad he couldn't think...swollen, enlarged, some shade of pink...no where to run...burnt by the sun...oh how he craved a real strong drink
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Agnes Krampe
Date: 3/8/2017 5:37:00 PM
Love Tim's reply, too. We should make this one of your collaborations... or maybe not.
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 3/8/2017 5:02:00 PM
ha ha ha great reply Tim :-) I'd thought about him rubbing himself with dock leaves or applying cream .... but then thought better of it lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 3/8/2017 4:20:00 PM
Ha, why did he hide it, I thought he would be proud of it. He'd certainly be all the talk around the nudist camp. :) Funny Jan, too funny.
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 3/8/2017 4:25:00 PM
ha ha ha - i hadn't thought of that lol :-) hugs jan xx
Date: 3/8/2017 4:10:00 PM
Oh, Jan! This literally made me laugh out loud! Great limerick! Blessings, Kim
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 3/8/2017 4:12:00 PM
I think the title and the imagery say it all Kim lol:-) hugs Jan xx