Short Rude Poems
Short Rude Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Rude by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Rude by length and keyword.
Slander like ivy,
Grows out of my mouth,
Maybe I shouldn't even if it grows anew.
Who am I to judge even if it's true.
It's 12:02 pm and I've got to reach up to touch bottom.
Doing so I grab the ankle of a leper which is no help at all.
village 'holiday'
rooster breaks a dreamy sleep
rude awakening
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A couth poetic platypus,
Choosing words that are never rude,
Carries a heavy blunderbuss,
And softly croons a platitude.
Beryl was terribly fat
So huge she just wore a hat
This wasn't rude
She had to be nude
She could have done better than that
In Summer,rest in nude,Mahaweli river,
Soon monsoon,very rude,dressed in water!
(Mahaweli,the longest river in Sri Lanka)
I wanted to leave the world behind,
But she said, "I want our story to be romanticized".
So I buried us alive, side by side.
When I'm in a rotten mood
I try hard to not be rude
the explicatives I want to express
-to keep them 'implied', I do my best
i love the way your chest hair smells
it makes me feel quite rude
it smells much better than old spice
and mothers home made food
“The mean gene”
The act of treating all living creatures like sh*t
Is it a learnt behaviour
Or ….. are you born with it?
I was having a hunch,
that my dog ate my lunch,
it was kinda rude,
now I have no food,
as my doggie goes munch, munch, munch.
Form:
Wake up, wake up, it's morning,
A brand new day is dawning.
Did you sleep well?
You look like Hell
Go back to bed, your yawning.
He hated
All that she stood for
He was rude
So hurtful
My love shall be above his
We shall delete him
Russell Sivey
Form: Shadorma
i once knew a stinky dude
who smelled so bad it was rude
but he was a great guy
always smiled and said hi
and had a sweet atitude
Dennis was a Dork
Who would not use a knife and fork
He knew it was rude
To handle his food
So his mum shut his mouth with a cork
who was blessed with the gift
with a wap back bone of iron
the man that doesn't mind
a God given gift
to his painless conscious
I am not a PROPHET
I don't FOLLOW anyone
Just Can't
Neither do I need FOLLOWERS
I Just Don't
I just don't want to be in HELL!
Form:
While being alone you never feud
You can not be accused of rude
No need be factual
All said is actual
When alone a most perfect dude
The old man spoke to a boy
Who walks away feeling annoy
Put his ear plugs in
Then snatched away his chin
Being rude is no easy decoy
Simple thing and ordinary people
most are humble and discreet
they don't have the rude, pompous
false charm of the bourgeoisie...
Do you have any good ideas? He asked me.
I was silent for a while.
Pondering how to answer this.
No, I said.
Shutting up stupid is easy.
There was a young woman named Alice.
Who lived in a very grand Palace.
She grumbled and pouted.
Was rude and shouted,
Alice was a Malice
Once back when I was in my prime
A cop yelled, "Pull over you slime!"
That was crude
And real rude
Since I was on the phone at the time!
Father wants breakfast
Groaning to find the settings
To high, four minutes, and on
Pressure cooker despairing -
"Now what? Eggs are hard!"
GAME OF THE IMMATURE
I hog
the blog
I tease
with ease
not crude
but rude
they rile
I smile
how droll
to troll
31/3/17