Short Rude Poems

Short Rude Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Rude by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Rude by length and keyword.


Out of My Mouth

Slander like ivy,
Grows out of my mouth,
Maybe I shouldn't even if it grows anew.
Who am I to judge even if it's true.
© Mu Di  Create an image from this poem.


Rude Awakening

It's 12:02 pm and I've got to reach up to touch bottom. 

Doing so I grab the ankle of a leper which is no help at all.
© Chris Conn  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Couplet

Premium Member Haiku 7


village 'holiday'
 rooster breaks a dreamy sleep
 
      rude awakening

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© Sneha Rv  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Haiku

Premium Member Platypus Roosevelt

A couth poetic platypus,
Choosing words that are never rude,
Carries a heavy blunderbuss,
And softly croons a platitude.
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member Terribly Fat

Beryl was terribly fat
So huge she just wore a hat
This wasn't rude
She had to be nude
She could have done better than that
Form: Limerick


Rest In Nude

In Summer,rest in nude,Mahaweli river,

Soon monsoon,very rude,dressed in water!

(Mahaweli,the longest river in Sri Lanka)

The Lover's Tale

I wanted to leave the world behind,
But she said, "I want our story to be romanticized".
So I buried us alive, side by side.

Don'T Say Bad Words

When I'm in a rotten mood
I try hard to not be rude

the explicatives I want to express
-to keep them 'implied', I do my best
Form: Rhyme

Chest Hair

i love the way your chest hair smells
it makes me feel quite rude
it smells much better than old spice
and mothers home made food

Premium Member The Mean Gene

“The mean gene”

The act of treating all living creatures like sh*t 

Is it a learnt behaviour

Or ….. are you born with it?
© Deb M   Create an image from this poem.
Form: Rhyme

Dog Hazards

I was having a hunch,
that my dog ate my lunch,
it was kinda rude, 
now  I have no food,
as my doggie goes munch, munch, munch.
Form:

Premium Member A Rude Awakening

Wake up, wake up, it's morning,
A brand new day is dawning.
Did you sleep well?
You look like Hell
Go back to bed, your yawning.
Form: Limerick

Premium Member He Hated Her

He hated
All that she stood for
He was rude
So hurtful
My love shall be above his
We shall delete him

Russell Sivey


Form: Shadorma
Form: Shadorma

Sweet Guy

i once knew a stinky dude
who smelled so bad it was rude
but he was a great guy
always smiled and said hi
and had a sweet atitude
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Cork It

Dennis was a Dork
Who would not use a knife and fork
He knew it was rude
To handle his food
So his mum shut his mouth with a cork
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Painless Guilt

who was blessed with the gift
with a wap back bone of iron 
 the man that doesn't mind
a God given gift
 to his painless conscious

The Way To Hell

I am not a PROPHET 
I don't FOLLOW anyone 
Just Can't  
Neither do I  need FOLLOWERS
I Just Don't
I just don't want to be in HELL!
Form:

Premium Member When Alone

While being alone you never feud
You can not be accused of rude
No need be factual
All said is actual
When alone a most perfect dude
Form: Limerick

The Old Man

The old man spoke to a boy
Who walks away feeling annoy
Put his ear plugs in
Then snatched away his chin
Being rude is no easy decoy
© Daisy Ward  Create an image from this poem.
fun
Form: Limerick

Simply

Simple thing and ordinary people
   most are humble and discreet
they don't have the rude, pompous
 false charm of the bourgeoisie...

Premium Member Answering a Rude Question

Do you have any good ideas? He asked me.
I was silent for a while.
Pondering how to answer this.
No, I said.
Shutting up stupid is easy.

Premium Member Alice

There was a young woman named Alice.
Who lived in a very grand Palace.
She grumbled and pouted.
Was rude and shouted,
Alice was a Malice
Form: Limerick

Pull Over

Once back when I was in my prime
A cop yelled, "Pull over you slime!"
That was crude
And real rude
Since I was on the phone at the time!
© Pat Adams  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Limerick

Cooker Under Pressure

Father wants breakfast
Groaning to find the settings
To high, four minutes, and on
Pressure cooker despairing -
"Now what? Eggs are hard!"
Form: Limerick

Premium Member A Fabulous Fun Footle Game of the Immature

GAME OF THE IMMATURE

I hog
the blog

I tease
with ease

not crude
but rude

they rile
I smile

how droll
to troll


31/3/17
Form: Footle

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