Short Rude Poems
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Slander like ivy,
Grows out of my mouth,
Maybe I shouldn't even if it grows anew.
Who am I to judge even if it's true.
It's 12:02 pm and I've got to reach up to touch bottom.
Doing so I grab the ankle of a leper which is no help at all.
I ride
With pride
with no civic sense
with absolute independence
As though the entire road
Were my father’s abode
his mockery was vermin that the smuggler forcibly humming sharksucker
(Weekly Magnetic Poetry Challenge • August 24–30, 2026)
I wanted to leave the world behind,
But she said, "I want our story to be romanticized".
So I buried us alive, side by side.
“The mean gene”
The act of treating all living creatures like sh*t
Is it a learnt behaviour
Or ….. are you born with it?
Better suited for waste
than for news
Wise folk tear them up
~ these crepe paper views
Wake up, wake up, it's morning,
A brand new day is dawning.
Did you sleep well?
You look like Hell
Go back to bed, your yawning.
who was blessed with the gift
with a wap back bone of iron
the man that doesn't mind
a God given gift
to his painless conscious
I am not a PROPHET
I don't FOLLOW anyone
Just Can't
Neither do I need FOLLOWERS
I Just Don't
I just don't want to be in HELL!
Form:
Allergies
The bane of my existence
You Make sleep impossible
You Make eating a hassle
You ruin my whole week
Just by existing
Form:
They showed they were sorry.
It's so true that forgiveness
is much easier to give
when one asks for it.
AP: Honorable Mention 2026
Do you have any good ideas? He asked me.
I was silent for a while.
Pondering how to answer this.
No, I said.
Shutting up stupid is easy.
Father wants breakfast
Groaning to find the settings
To high, four minutes, and on
Pressure cooker despairing -
"Now what? Eggs are hard!"
To be checked for illegal items, I must go through security.
If someone has to feel me up, I want a woman to do it to me.
My poetry teacher Miss Took
read out poems out of her book
one poem was so rude
it was verging on lewd
"Thought t'was the other, I mistook"
A customer was so rude
Her swearing sounded like a dude
Security was call
Then she took a hard fall
And realized right then she was screwed
Unhappy Tommy Macguigan
He wasn't blessed with a big'un
'Twas rather a shrimp
And usually limp,
Poor little thing, best kept hidden.
I once knew a man named Ed
whose feet weren’t as big as his head
his bravado, of course
was larger than a horse
and no one cared what he said
There once was a turtle named Myrtle
Stuck in a plastic ring girdle
It altered her mass
Into an hourglass
Leaving her deformed and infertile.
I hate to say it, but it's true
You don't like me, I don't like you
It's good to graduate from this place
So I won't have to look at your face.
A nudist appears very jolly,
but only when patting his collie,
the dog's on his lap,
but not for a nap -
she's licking his bits like a lolly!
Pardon me, Sir, Ma’am
I believe I’ve made your acquaintance
Why, yes.
Aren't you the chap who always detains us
Will those who want rapture connect
To the one who could resurrect?
Be blessed with vision
Take in what's arisen
A member that’s hard and erect
What's this silly squirmy thingie
I just seems to want to play
Pass the salt and pepper
Wordku: 5-7-5 words
AP: Honorable Mention 2025