Short Nursery Rhyme Poems
Short Nursery Rhyme Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short Nursery Rhyme poems by PoetrySoup poets. Search short Nursery Rhyme poetry by poem length and keyword.
Steaming tea pots help a lot
When troubles come your way
Simply pour a cup
Rest and look up
Giving your troubles away
Cheesy fries hot
Cheesy fries cold
Some like them hot
Some like them cold
Cheesy fries in the fridge
Nine months old
there was a boy named Cory
one night he claimed great glory
his moniker came
he arose to fame
his snoring laudatory
You shouldn't poke at monkeys
unless you're a dummkopf
Who gets precisely what's deserved --
your fingers bitten off.
Pinching nickels for the cause
of selling bottles for the law
Deposits money into kids
and makes them candy for the awws
Tom is happy to see
The hog of a dog napping
The sign says beware
Feline’s do not care
Throwing rocks at that dog laughing
Hey fiddledy dee
A sailor’s life for me
Hey fiddledy aye
We sail at break of day
Hey fiddledy dum
Our trip is all done
Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
And there she broke her water
She laid down
Upon the ground
And bore them both a daughter
tutelary
adjective TOO-tuh-lair-ee
1 : having the guardianship of a person or a thing
2 : of or relating to a guardian
Cat cat wear your cap,
Cat cat go catch a rat.
Cat cat paws to tap,
Cat cat can you rap?
Cat cat now take your nap.
Slick little Billy Willy
Smirked at Silly Hilly
Thinking they’d have fun
When the school days done
Playing house at Auntie Milly’s
Little Dieter, pork pie eater,
Had a sow and couldn't feed her,
Ground her up with sweet potatoes
Eats the pies all night and dayo.
It’s paining, it’s boring
The children are all snoring
They got out of bed
To school they did head
The teaching they find abhorring
A vampire known as Good Prince Harry
Set his fangs on the Virgin Mary
He took one bite
And saw the light
Combusting in the cemetery
Mother Goose met Dr. Zeuss
They circled each other for a while
Mrs. Goose lunged for his caboose
He tickled her wit, then smiled
Pinocchio why do you
Continue to lie all the time
Knowing that when you do
Your nose just grows and grows
Until it gets cut off
A Current Nursery Rhyme
Hey google google
The cat and the poodle
The cow jumped over the moon
To be seen on Google sky soon
They make us sick and take our blood
They make us sick and take our blood
They make us sick and take our blood
God told them to do so.
Lazy Daisy sat on a couch
Lazy Daisy was a slouch
All the free money
And all the free checks
Couldn’t give Daisy some self respect
Zero Three Four Nine
When Will You Shine?
Five One Six Four
What is the score
Zero Five5 Eight8
You can abrogate.
Note.SailMan Shah.
This caterpillar
Fell out the tree
Fell out the tree
Fell out the tree
This caterpillar
Fell out the tree
Now he can’t see
Hickory dickory dock
the mouse broke that clock
it should have struck one
and it won't stick two
so he bugged the old lady in the shoe.
There was an old man from Colville
Who lived on top of a tall hill
Surrounded by deer
Who lived in great fear
Of mountain lions so awful
Painted were her eyes,
Somewhat azure and syphilitic, her heart;
And when I got home I realized,
I'd just fallen in love with a tart(!)
Uri had a little spoon
He stroked it with intent
And everywhere that Uri went
The spoons were proper bent
© Gail Foster 23rd March 2019