Short Jill Poems
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Old Uncle Jack while sampling the fine cooking of his still,
Was knocked out cold by the cast iron skillet of Aunt Jill.
time to heal
its more appeal
do the lords will
take a jill pill
do not kill
hate ae can defeat
let have
WORLD PEACE
When Jack and Jill went up the hill
Each one had a quarter
Jill came down with fifty cents
I thought they went for water
you can buy a thrill
at will
pleasure mabe be fulfill
thats just a jill pill
thats like rust
flow like the dust
ITS ONLY LUST
God is my sender
of wife so sweet and tender
with all her splendor
To my beautiful and lovely
wife Jill on her Birthday
Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
And there she broke her water
She laid down
Upon the ground
And bore them both a daughter
Jack and Jill went up the hill,
Social distancing was forgotten,
Jill came down with Covid 19,
We wish they had been smarter!
Jack went up the hill
With lady Daisy for a thrill
He was injured you see
She got skin in her teeth
Jack got divorced from Jill
My dear old uncle Bill
Thought he'd try a Viagra pill
The only affect
Is he got a stiff neck
Which seemed to amuse auntie Jill.
1. Jill and Jack
Some folks dream of a Jack
Others long for a Jill
Though at times we’re thrown back
God plan’s Love for us still!
its fun to have a skill run
up on the hill
its jill pill
go up down and around
it like a love fountain
beening on
SKILL MOUNTAIN
we're mill
don't sit still
no jill pill
we climb hills
no matter how tall
we make that wall
also we're biker
they call
us
HIKERS
Jack was oh so lean and lanky
Jill was all for hanky panky
But things went amuck
When Jack's zipper stuck
In a pinch, she found him cranky!
Silly Jill and Willie Dill,
Both agreed to take the pill.
But Silly Jill wouldn't take the pill,
Until she knew for sure that Willy will.
Water brought by Jolly Jill.
She wishes the jug to fill.
Jug is becoming half- full.
Hole at side, making her fool.
Jill is pretty as a flower
Still she has a super power
Her words can attract Jack
Or really push him back
Her lie detector tall like tower
Jill and Bill went up the hill
for a little mid-day thrill.
Nine months to the day,
you pay if you play.
Jill had not been on the pill!!
You know about Jack and Jill
when they went up the hill
not for water but as lovers
Jack with half mast trousers
holding Jill fell down the hill
Jack had to psych up
Just to go hike up
That hill with that Jill
Who was such a pill,
So he felt that tyke up!
(Thanks to Andrew "Dice" Clay)
Little Jill Page
Longed for the stage,
Heaving a dramatic sigh;
She clutched at her heart,
And blasted a fart,
And said, "a divine presence am I!"
It happened once upon a time
A hill Jack and Jill did once climb
And what happened up there
Was just left in the air
But what followed was surely a crime
sex and the city
my jennifer tilly
get jill lee
done with me?
total tree
and find me
done been a worm
seen a burn
now its thurshe's turn
learn
Jill Biden goes to see Afghanistan
But she forgets to take her exit plan
No problem, she says
My husband's the Pres
Taliban draws her a line in their sand
When Jill fell down on Jack's weenie
She remarked that it was so teeny
Jack thought she meant "perky"
Not dried-up old jerky
But Jack had this magic beanie ....
Jill went to the book store
She thought it would be a bore
To find a chicken cook book
When she found it- she was hooked
The cookbook was written by Brook Sheild