Short Jill Poems
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Old Uncle Jack while sampling the fine cooking of his still,
Was knocked out cold by the cast iron skillet of Aunt Jill.
When Jack and Jill went up the hill
Each one had a quarter
Jill came down with fifty cents
I thought they went for water
Jack went up the hill
With lady Daisy for a thrill
He was injured you see
She got skin in her teeth
Jack got divorced from Jill
1. Jill and Jack
Some folks dream of a Jack
Others long for a Jill
Though at times we’re thrown back
God plan’s Love for us still!
Jack was oh so lean and lanky
Jill was all for hanky panky
But things went amuck
When Jack's zipper stuck
In a pinch, she found him cranky!
Silly Jill and Willie Dill,
Both agreed to take the pill.
But Silly Jill wouldn't take the pill,
Until she knew for sure that Willy will.
Water brought by Jolly Jill.
She wishes the jug to fill.
Jug is becoming half- full.
Hole at side, making her fool.
Jill is pretty as a flower
Still she has a super power
Her words can attract Jack
Or really push him back
Her lie detector tall like tower
Jill and Bill went up the hill
for a little mid-day thrill.
Nine months to the day,
you pay if you play.
Jill had not been on the pill!!
Little Jill Page
Longed for the stage,
Heaving a dramatic sigh;
She clutched at her heart,
And blasted a fart,
And said, "a divine presence am I!"
It happened once upon a time
A hill Jack and Jill did once climb
And what happened up there
Was just left in the air
But what followed was surely a crime
When Jill fell down on Jack's weenie
She remarked that it was so teeny
Jack thought she meant "perky"
Not dried-up old jerky
But Jack had this magic beanie ....
there was a young cad named Bill
who liked to chase blondes for a thrill
one night it was said
with a lass in bed
she said you are juxtaposed with a brunet named Jill
Once there was a handsome guy called Jack,
wedded a beauty named Jill, dressed in sack.
they went up the hill
to have a night of hell.
Bloody this Jack and Jill song rhymes fake!
Then there was this big girl called Jill
Who yearned to be seduced by big Bill
She laid herself on the ground
And to her horror she found
She’d made a huge mountain out of the molehill
Jack and Jill recovered after their spill,
weaning themselves off of all the pain pills,
both out of work,
hired at Jumpjerks,
becoming first nursery rhyme stunt people.
11-20-16
Jill decided she'd live a life of crime
Profitable way to spend all her time --
Gang boss said, "Learn to Carjack
And we'll always have your back --
In Chicago we'll set you up full-time"
An old gal known to us all as Jill
Who lived in an old house on a hill
Going out for a stroll
Ended up in a roll
With jack at the bottom of the still
Written: June 2nd, 2014
For Bawdy, Bawdy, Miss Clawdy Contest
There's a sweet young lady named Jill
for whom travel is such a big thrill.
She sees many places
and lots of kind faces
in Asheville, Nashville,
Seattle and Seville,
Belleville, Louisville
and Copacabana, Brazil!
And she was a friend of mine
Well maybe if we had had the time
Long blonde hair and not a care
So Birmingham was where
I saw and fell in love with Jill's long hair
Love you Blondie
Mine was longer though
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Jack and Jill went up the hill and there was my friend SO
Totally unclothed and smiling from his rear to his toes
He started to dance
As if in a trance
Wailing, “I've got my love to keep me warm down below!”
Okay all you growed up kiddies, ready for this
Jack and Jill fell down the hill, the original premise
Well the true story is such
They ended up in a clutch
Humping and bumping till they spoke foreign dialects
Okay all you growed up kiddies, ready for this
Jack and Jill fell down the hill, the original premise
Well the true story is such
They ended up in a clutch
Humping and bumping till they spoke a foreign dialect
Okay all you growed up kiddies, ready for this
Jack and Jill fell down the hill, the original premise
Well the true story is such
They ended up in a clutch
Humping and bumping till they spoke a foreign dialect
Joyful Name Was Jill Horn Limerick
Her joyful name was Jill
Who my whole would fulfil
When I felt her warm kiss
She brought me much bliss
Love will remain with me still.
James Serious Mysterious Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet