Short Itsy Bitsy Poems
Short Itsy Bitsy Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Itsy Bitsy by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Itsy Bitsy by length and keyword.
itsy
bitsy
teeny
weeny
There once was an itsy-bitsy mouse
Who lived in a teeny-weeny house...
She had a teeny-weeny spouse
Who was an itsy-bitsy louse
Categories:
itsy bitsy, giggle, silly, word play,
Form:
Tyburn
The itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout.
Along came the rain and washed the spider out...
Silly spider, of course he got washed out -
so now that arachnid can just sit and pout!
Categories:
itsy bitsy, writing,
Form:
Blank verse
The itsy-bitsy spider
Came down the waterspout
Down came aa shoe
And knock the spider out
Out came the clouds
And dropped down all the rain
So, the itsy-bitsy spider
Could never climb again
Categories:
itsy bitsy, humor, nursery rhyme,
Form:
Rhyme
Carly Simon
Songstress, big hair, and a huge smile
Cheshire cat teeth you can see across the Nile
You’re So Vain—Just might be about Jagger
Love her—Itsy-Bitsy Spider—and all her swagger
Categories:
itsy bitsy, celebrity, character, funny, humor,
Form:
Clerihew
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itsy bitsy
teensy weensy
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AP: 2nd place 2022, Honorable Mention 2021
Posted on November 17, 2019
Categories:
itsy bitsy, insect, word play,
Form:
Concrete
Itsy-bitsy and itty-bitty were going to the fair.
Teeny-weeny and Mr. Leany said “we’ll meet you there.”
Had a strong drink that none of them could handle.
We had to lead them home by horse, carriage and candle.
Categories:
itsy bitsy, 1st grade, 2nd grade, 3rd grade,
Form:
Rhyme
The itsy bitsy fighter
Went up to start his bout
Down came the pain
And knocked the fighter out
Out came the blood
And dried up on his brain
So the itsy bitsy fighter
Would never bout again
Categories:
itsy bitsy, boxing day ,
Form:
Rhyme
The itsy bitsy batsies
climbed up me finger tips.
Sat on the tippy-tops
and tightened up their grips.
Out came the eyedropper,
fed each little bat.
Then down me fingers clambered they
as easily as that.
Categories:
itsy bitsy, animal, baby, humor, innocence, nature, nursery rhyme,
Form:
Rhyme
Travel light.
Bring a bite.
And a toothbrush.
Wired for sound
when off the ground.
And factor fifty.
Itsy bitsy teenie weenie
yellow polka dot bikini.
And a towel.
Will pick you up.
Have a cup.
And hit the beach.
Categories:
itsy bitsy, adventure, beach, holiday,
Form:
Verse
Eanie, meanie, miney, moe,
Watch how my canabis plant does grow
Itsy, bitsy, and much, much more
Watch the cops break down my door
In front of the judge, how do you plead?
I suddenly realize he's the one that
sold me the seed!
Categories:
itsy bitsy, adventure, life, political, satire,
Form:
Burlesque
Liar, Liar,
Truth on Fire
Hush little electorate,
Don't say a word
No one's gonna balk at a single turd
The Donkey fell down
and broke his Crown
and the Elephant came tumbling after
And Itsy Bitsy Liar
Climbed up the spout again.
Categories:
itsy bitsy, america,
Form:
Rhyme
The Itsy Bitsy Spider
Met the Farmer in the Dell
But Bitsy bit the Farmer
And the Farmer's hand would Swell
So the Farmer called his Wife
To the Barn that's in the Dell
Her Foot that wasn't Itsy
Then sent Bitsy straight to Hell
Categories:
itsy bitsy, farm, wife,
Form:
Rhyme
Powerful Weapons Systems
Marvels of Technology
Vast Communication Networks
Fabulously Wealthy Financiers
The Latest in Robotic Technology
The Greatest Minds of our Times
All Aligned
against
an itsy-bitsy teenie-weenie
bug
Categories:
itsy bitsy, insect, military, money, technology,
Form:
Free verse
The ineffable love of nature,
Gives a feel of ebullience.
The petrichor that comes from the soothing rain,
Relieves all the pain!
A glimpse at the beautiful rainbow,
The rainbow which is always evanescent
Makes us euphoric.
The itsy-bitsy homes in the cities,
Gives us a limerence of phosphene.
Categories:
itsy bitsy, appreciation, beautiful, environment, feelings, imagination, motivation, rainbow,
Form:
Free verse
Sunshine is fun time.
We start the car, go far.
First stop beach shop.
I scream for ice cream.
Itsy bitsy teenie weenie
yellow polka dot bikini.
Jump in for a swim.
Beach ball, we all fall.
Skin save as we sun bathe
Sun set, all get in car.
Back home, good roam.
Night night, sleep tight.
Categories:
itsy bitsy, adventure, beach, journey,
Form:
Rhyme
Itsy bitsy brain
Inside my walnut head
When someone so much smarter
Reads what I have said
Then takes the big
Nut-cracker
And to my head applies
Walnut shards now in my brain,
I'm running out of lies
Now I see
Thanksgiving's Day's bowl of nuts
I say silently to myself;
My God, I'm such a G.D. putz!
Categories:
itsy bitsy, allegory, food, funny,
Form:
Light Verse
It is skimpy
But not indecent
It looks fabulous on a pre-teen
But do not get any ideas
Because that would be creepy
Old women look better in a one piece
And if they are wide they sometimes do better with a skirt
Bikinis are not for everyone
But when I see a yellow polka dotted one,
Look out.
My singing voice comes out
And I am no Brian Hyland
Categories:
itsy bitsy, nostalgia,
Form:
Free verse
>•< >•< >•< >•< >•< >•< >•< >•< >•< >•<
The older wiser spider, now faster than the storm,
found his way inside and at last was dry and warm
but he strolled to his demise when he passed me in my room,
for the older wiser spider was slower than the broom...
>•< >•< >•< >•< >•< >•< >•< >•< >•< >•<
CONTEST: Mother Goose Grows Up
SOURCE: Itsy Bitsy Spider
Categories:
itsy bitsy, animal,
Form:
Rhyme
Itsy Bitsy spider went up the wall of shower.
Itsy Bitsy spider, grabbed with piece of paper.
Itsy Bitsy spider was placed in toilet water.
Itsy Bitsy spider, wished he was in hamper.
Itsy Bitsy spider was now stuck in the crapper.
Itsy Bitsy spider went down in swirling water.
To take a shower, with an Itsy Bitsy spider,
Was not going to happen, upon any hour,
Without any cower, she finished her shower.
Categories:
itsy bitsy, adventure, death, fear, funny,
Form:
Rhyme
To you it may seem
That I'm grumpy or mean
Or that I cry a lot
The truth I fear
Is so very near
And it all explains a lot
The face you see
Is not really me
I know you know me not
The truth, with wit
Is about what I did
In this itsy bitsy cot
My pants, too late
Is warm with weight
And really smells a lot!
So, hey, put down that phone
And leave me alone
Or help this tiny tot!
Picture no. 1
Categories:
itsy bitsy, baby, funny,
Form:
Ballad
She was an itsy-bitsy girl and had a teeny kitten.
One night Daddy came in, knowing his daughter was
smitten.
He was most angry with the kitten!
The father screamed, "He is suffocating her!"
Dragged kitten outside, in the snow she was hurled.
It's all such a blur.
To this day, this little girl's heart cries.
For the kitten who froze to death,
Years ago, under unloving, Chicago winter skies.
Panagiota Romios
2/21/2019
Categories:
itsy bitsy, cat, chicago, children, father,
Form:
Rhyme
Big Bill
Big Bill is a ginormous man
Of gorgeous women he's truly a fan
He much prefers women of size
With bouncy butts, luscious thighs
They make Big Bill feel like a man
Bounceless women Big Bill finds too small
For him no itsy bitsy boobies at all
His big hands squeeze way too tight
The best parts don't fit quite right
So Big Bill celebrates big over small!
Big Bill prefers bouncy butts to itsy bitsy bounceless boobies.
Categories:
itsy bitsy, appreciation, beautiful, humorous, sexy,
Form:
Limerick
An itsy bitsy spider
Is waiting for the rain
To drip its final droplets down
So she can weave her web again.
Next time she'll choose a better spot
Than that worn-out water spout.
It was damp and cramped
And the sun could never quite
Completely dry it out.
This web she'll string between two trees,
A fat oak and one much thinner.
Then with lacey, lethal table set,
The patient spider will wait some more
To see who'll drop by for dinner.
Categories:
itsy bitsy, humor,
Form:
Light Verse
All For A Klondike Bar!
I would sail the mighty blue sea,
Tame a puffy green dragon to flip like a flea,
With the Queen have tea and crumpets dressed as a drag queen,
Run the Boston Marathon without wearing a thing,
Ride a hundred camels through downtown Miami,
Become the pink bottle Genie,
Drive across the US in mobile hot dog wienie.
Wear an itsy bitsy bikini on TV,
all with the hopes of biting into a cold crisp,
creamy Klondike bar!
Categories:
itsy bitsy, funny
Form:
Rhyme
Teeny tiny, itsy bitsy
Creepy crawling critters
Jumpy people just don’t likem
They give them all the jitters
Grass Hopper and Praying Mantis
To the flying hard shell bug.
Worms that squirm and maggots
To the slippery slimey slug
So if you see an itsy bitsy
Or just a teeny weeny.
Or a slippery slimey
Or maybe a squirmy squeemy
Just say hello, how do you do.
Then quietly walk away
They’ll be forever in your debt
Till you meet another day.
Categories:
itsy bitsy, silly,
Form:
Light Verse