Baby Face - About Face

To you it may seem That I'm grumpy or mean Or that I cry a lot The truth I fear Is so very near And it all explains a lot The face you see Is not really me I know you know me not The truth, with wit Is about what I did In this itsy bitsy cot My pants, too late Is warm with weight And really smells a lot! So, hey, put down that phone And leave me alone Or help this tiny tot! Picture no. 1