Tongue Twister Time

Big Bill

Big Bill is a ginormous man
Of gorgeous women he's truly a fan
He much prefers women of size
With bouncy butts, luscious thighs
They make Big Bill feel like a man

Bounceless women Big Bill finds too small
For him no itsy bitsy boobies at all
His big hands squeeze way too tight
The best parts don't fit quite right
So Big Bill celebrates big over small!


Big Bill prefers bouncy butts to itsy bitsy bounceless boobies.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2016



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Date: 11/7/2016 7:49:00 PM
Hi Richard : I see a winner here!
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Date: 11/6/2016 1:26:00 AM
great fun, Richard. ps- never try the last line after drinking. Regards, Viv
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Richard Lamoureux
Date: 11/6/2016 8:16:00 AM
Thanks Viv, glad I could ad a bit of fun to your day.
Date: 11/5/2016 3:06:00 PM
I love your Tongue twister.
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Richard Lamoureux
Date: 11/6/2016 8:16:00 AM
Thanks Darlene.
Date: 11/5/2016 12:55:00 PM
Great job on this challenge my dear friend.
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Richard Lamoureux
Date: 11/5/2016 1:12:00 PM
Thanks Armand.
Date: 11/4/2016 11:03:00 AM
Bloody bollocks to the wall tongue twister! Can I say that? :)
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Richard Lamoureux
Date: 11/5/2016 1:12:00 PM
Sure you can!
Date: 11/3/2016 2:57:00 PM
Smart and funny dear Richard! Enjoyed it!
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Richard Lamoureux
Date: 11/5/2016 1:12:00 PM
Thanks my friend.
Date: 11/3/2016 12:16:00 AM
LOL hilarious, I am shocked, absolutely shocked, lets see if what I can come up with! LOL this was so funny, I almost spilled my wine!
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Richard Lamoureux
Date: 11/3/2016 8:19:00 AM
I have no danger of spilling my wine, I just put a nipple on the bottle to prevent spillage. Thanks for the comment Arthur
Date: 11/2/2016 9:43:00 PM
I just had to see what you came up with and you didn't let me or my bitsy boobies down. So clever and fun, Richard - good to know you have a healthy imagination that profits us all ... CayCay
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Richard Lamoureux
Date: 11/2/2016 11:22:00 PM
Ha ha, thanks Cay Cay.;0)
Date: 11/2/2016 2:38:00 PM
Hehe...Indeed a tongue bwibser : )..
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Richard Lamoureux
Date: 11/2/2016 3:32:00 PM
Thanks Charmaine, hugs Rick.
Date: 11/2/2016 2:26:00 PM
lol, of butts and boobies... you did well, rich!...grreat work.. huggs
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Richard Lamoureux
Date: 11/2/2016 3:33:00 PM
Thanks, a bit of silly fun.
Date: 11/2/2016 10:36:00 AM
Great tongue twister Richard:-) hugs Jan xx
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Richard Lamoureux
Date: 11/2/2016 3:33:00 PM
Thanks, I tried to take a page out of your book of humour.
Date: 11/2/2016 10:09:00 AM
This was funny and the tongue twister line was great. Very creative. Good luck in the contest.
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Richard Lamoureux
Date: 11/2/2016 3:34:00 PM
Thanks Chris.
Date: 11/2/2016 9:55:00 AM
Big Bill has the right idea! Love the humor, Richard.
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Richard Lamoureux
Date: 11/2/2016 3:38:00 PM
Hi Daniel, thanks for being the first to comment. Much appreciation my friend.
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