Tongue Twister Time

Big Bill

Big Bill is a ginormous man
Of gorgeous women he's truly a fan
He much prefers women of size
With bouncy butts, luscious thighs
They make Big Bill feel like a man

Bounceless women Big Bill finds too small
For him no itsy bitsy boobies at all
His big hands squeeze way too tight
The best parts don't fit quite right
So Big Bill celebrates big over small!


Big Bill prefers bouncy butts to itsy bitsy bounceless boobies.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2016

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Sergi Avatar
November 7, 2016 at 7:49 PM
Hi Richard : I see a winner here!
Wigley Avatar
November 6, 2016 at 1:26 AM
great fun, Richard. ps- never try the last line after drinking. Regards, Viv
Lamoureux Avatar
November 6, 2016 at 8:16 AM
Thanks Viv, glad I could ad a bit of fun to your day.
De Beaulieu Avatar
November 5, 2016 at 3:06 PM
I love your Tongue twister.
Lamoureux Avatar
November 6, 2016 at 8:16 AM
Thanks Darlene.
Yvonne Avatar
November 5, 2016 at 12:55 PM
Great job on this challenge my dear friend.
Lamoureux Avatar
November 5, 2016 at 1:12 PM
Thanks Armand.
P  Avatar
November 4, 2016 at 11:03 AM
Bloody bollocks to the wall tongue twister! Can I say that? :)
Lamoureux Avatar
November 5, 2016 at 1:12 PM
Sure you can!
Trifiatis Avatar
November 3, 2016 at 2:57 PM
Smart and funny dear Richard! Enjoyed it!
Lamoureux Avatar
November 5, 2016 at 1:12 PM
Thanks my friend.
Vaso Avatar
November 3, 2016 at 12:16 AM
LOL hilarious, I am shocked, absolutely shocked, lets see if what I can come up with! LOL this was so funny, I almost spilled my wine!
Lamoureux Avatar
November 3, 2016 at 8:19 AM
I have no danger of spilling my wine, I just put a nipple on the bottle to prevent spillage. Thanks for the comment Arthur
Godwin Avatar
November 2, 2016 at 9:43 PM
I just had to see what you came up with and you didn't let me or my bitsy boobies down. So clever and fun, Richard - good to know you have a healthy imagination that profits us all ... CayCay
Lamoureux Avatar
November 2, 2016 at 11:22 PM
Ha ha, thanks Cay Cay.;0)
Chircop Avatar
November 2, 2016 at 2:38 PM
Hehe...Indeed a tongue bwibser : )..
Lamoureux Avatar
November 2, 2016 at 3:32 PM
Thanks Charmaine, hugs Rick.
Onclaud Avatar
November 2, 2016 at 2:26 PM
lol, of butts and boobies... you did well, rich!...grreat work.. huggs
Lamoureux Avatar
November 2, 2016 at 3:33 PM
Thanks, a bit of silly fun.
Allison Avatar
November 2, 2016 at 10:36 AM
Great tongue twister Richard:-) hugs Jan xx
Lamoureux Avatar
November 2, 2016 at 3:33 PM
Thanks, I tried to take a page out of your book of humour.
Green Avatar
November 2, 2016 at 10:09 AM
This was funny and the tongue twister line was great. Very creative. Good luck in the contest.
Lamoureux Avatar
November 2, 2016 at 3:34 PM
Thanks Chris.
Turner Avatar
November 2, 2016 at 9:55 AM
Big Bill has the right idea! Love the humor, Richard.
Lamoureux Avatar
November 2, 2016 at 3:38 PM
Hi Daniel, thanks for being the first to comment. Much appreciation my friend.
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