Short Humorous Poetry Poems
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If I write when sat on the toilet - is it poetry in motion?
(Just asking for a friend!)
07/03/23
A limerick-composing old man
Devised a most devious plan.
Rejecting convention,
I fear I must mention,
He fried all his verse in a pan.
Once was a lady named Patsy
With wooden leg and eye glassy
She looks both ways
Glassy eye just stays
Often poots for she is quite gassy
Once was a pretty lady called Daisy
Rumored eccentric and quite lazy
She shaved her head
But not her legs
To defeat summer heat quite crazy
One wild happy-go-lucky senryu
Was caught impersonating a haiku
They levied no fines
But removed two lines
Now she's a stick-in-the-mud monoku
The man who a limerick makes,
Some topic or other he takes.
He drags it around,
Through air and the ground,
Then at a high temperature, bakes.
QUATRAIN WITH A NAME a tribute
Edmund Clerihew Bentley
wrote poetry everso gently.
His greatest claim to fame
immortalised his mother's maiden name
A sentence or two, nothing more.
Five rhymes, and then back out the door.
A meter that’s strained,
Some topic profaned:
Ah me! What’s a limerick for?
A classicist once might have said,
That limericks are poetry, dead.
Another might say,
‘Tis verse that’s at play,
That speaks to the earth in our head.
A Tomcat and Queen fought over fiercely
Where to educate their brilliant kitty
They agreed upon two
CATS Boston and Purr-due
Thus avoiding a cat-astrophe
Once there was a man called Rumpelstiltskin
Whose diet was slim so he was quite thin
Then one sad day
His legs gave way
He lost his stilts and became rumpled skin.
Lateness slows me down
I physically go slower
But i love ipmerfections.
Go up to someone today and repeat Can i ask you a question?
Then walk away with a hidden smile.
Some consider they pen perfect poems -
me, I just write about poop!
I'd win the No Bull Poetree prise butt speelling is knot my forty!
07/27/23
Letters that are sound enhancing
and trippingly through my words go dancing ~
that’s the language that I seek
to get all my verse to speak,
though mostly ~ tongue-in-cheek.
I have noticed, for what it's worth,
A provocative title gets attention;
A bawdy limerick generates mirth
But, often, a bit of hypertension.
written July 26, 2021
I’m frequently whisking my turds
Oh sorry, it’s twisting my words
My finger has got a break
I may make a miss steak
My speeling is that of dim nerds
5/22/18
I’m telling you this, it’s no rumour -
Some people knock my sense of humour
So I’ve ordered a cab
To take me to rehab
With poetry I’m a late bloomer!
5/14/18
in response to contest prompt: In 25 words or fewer describe how difficult it is to write a response/poem in 25 words or fewer.
…it’s like stuffing a circus into a teacup
toilet humour
it’s a splash in the can
I dream of roses
modern Senryu 4,6,5 syllables
Contest Short form Poetry Sponsored by Andrea Dietrich
05~08~16
I once heard a knock at my door
And there was a crow repeating "No more"
I was so taken aback
I hit him with a rack
And sent him crashing right on the floor!
September,3,2014
I held a Soup contest then fudged it.
Didn't think I'd really go judge it.
Then the months went by and by
while my hand played in my fly.
How soon the poets did begrudge it!
On a poem I posted
Somebody left this comment
“Brimming with wit, humor & cleverishness, C.J..
And a most enjoyable read.
So I sit here
Trying to figure out
How the hell did I do that?
This is where
I will work out
my poetry.
It is only for
my poetry.
It is not for
grocery lists.
It is not for
phone numbers
although
in a pinch
it could be.
wee've awl maid miss takes
sum foke think their perfect butt
cann knot sea era’s!
eye fink aye cann right
butt eye’ll admit sum era’s
sum thymes doo app pier
Find furniture
In a pitch dark room
Do you use your shin bone?
A diamond gift
Female Viagra
Could they be the same thing?
Look now and see
Really ugly sheep
Where virgin wool comes from?