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Potty Poetry

I’m frequently whisking my turds
Oh sorry, it’s twisting my words
My finger has got a break
I may make a miss steak
My speeling is that of dim nerds

5/22/18

Copyright © Jan Allison | Year Posted 2018

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May 24, 2018 at 2:24 PM

O this is where we find out daily smile, smirk, or spoonerisms! Miss Steak appeals to me. Once I lived with Missus Sippi, & oft wore my new jersey. What did Delaware? (ALASKA/I'll ask her) Hi Alaska, Hawaii! I am fine, thanks for asking

May 24, 2018 at 4:28 PM

lol Anil get puns there:-) hugs jan xx

May 24, 2018 at 5:51 AM

Or is that whisking my words and twisting my turds? LOL. I know you are great fun!

May 24, 2018 at 7:25 AM

Thanks Kim I just get these silly ideas I woke up with the first part of the poem in my head:-) hugs jan xx

Carolyn Devonshire

May 23, 2018 at 6:58 PM

LOL Love all your plays on words. Very punny, Jan! Hugs, Carolyn

May 24, 2018 at 3:14 AM

Thanks Carolyn loved your comment:-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

May 23, 2018 at 3:00 PM

- :))) ... love it, Jan :) - You have great sense of friendly humor - (Did you know that laughter can give you hernia and leakage of urine ?... of course you know :))) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

May 24, 2018 at 3:14 AM

oh I know about the leaking from laughing but isn't that down to age and childbirth lol:-) hugs Jan xx

May 23, 2018 at 10:29 AM

Fun poem, Jan!

May 24, 2018 at 3:13 AM

Thanks Chance:-) hugs Jan xx

May 23, 2018 at 9:35 AM

But your sick finger has def not affected your humor and talent, Jan Loved it xxoo

May 24, 2018 at 3:13 AM

Got to laugh Mike there is too much sadness in the world, I just try and makes folk smile with my potty lines:-) hugs jan xx

May 23, 2018 at 7:36 AM

I love starting my day with some of your "potty poetry" it puts me in a good mood the rest of the day. John

May 24, 2018 at 3:12 AM

Glad I make you smile John:-) hugs jan xx

Dale Gregory Cozart

May 22, 2018 at 4:06 PM

Oh I hate the skid marks!!!

May 24, 2018 at 3:10 AM

lol, thanks Dale:-) hugs Jan xx

May 22, 2018 at 3:46 PM

hahaha, this is wonderful, Jan, I hope that finger heals fast..

May 24, 2018 at 3:09 AM

Thanks Eve, I'm awaiting a referral from a hand specialist to try and ensure the finger is straight:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

May 22, 2018 at 3:10 PM

haha, I really enjoyed this one, Jan! I wish you luck finishing the poem for Greg. I really like his form.

May 24, 2018 at 3:08 AM

Thanks Andrea:-) hugs Jan xx

May 22, 2018 at 1:18 PM

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May 24, 2018 at 3:07 AM

replied xx

May 22, 2018 at 12:55 PM

Well the title threw me, I was thinking toilet humour. Potty poetry, lol It's been a long day

May 24, 2018 at 3:07 AM

me write toilet humour - it wouldn't be the first time lol:-) hugs jan xx

May 22, 2018 at 12:48 PM

God, I wish you were here...

May 24, 2018 at 3:06 AM

You'll always find me around on soup my friend:-) I just try and make people smile with my silly poems:-) hugs jan xx

May 22, 2018 at 12:13 PM

I concur on all a counts...the turds coming from your mounts....poop in the drawers...oops, sweepin the floors...with some real sweet smellin fonts

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