'perfect' Poetry Put Downs

Some consider they pen perfect poems - me, I just write about poop! I'd win the No Bull Poetree prise butt speelling is knot my forty! 07/27/23
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Portrey Avatar
January 13, 2024 at 6:01 PM
lol
Mclain Avatar
July 31, 2023 at 12:21 PM
Even my ancient android phone has spell check. l.o.l.
Allison Avatar
July 31, 2023 at 12:26 PM
mine has a smell chequer lol:-) hugs jan xx
Proxenos Avatar
July 30, 2023 at 8:54 AM
Who should and would poo-poo you, humorous poo tales that are also clever, keep waving your banner my friend, you have an army behind you. You always leave a smile on my dial. Hugs and blessings JENNIFER.
Allison Avatar
July 31, 2023 at 12:26 PM
thanks Jennifer i still have my mockers but to be honest i dont give a err poop lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Gentile Avatar
July 28, 2023 at 4:19 AM
OMG, "not my forty" that's my fave!! We need a sequel or two for this one Jan for shore!!! Happy Friday xxoo
Allison Avatar
July 28, 2023 at 3:31 PM
lol Mike, glad you like that line lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Richards Avatar
July 28, 2023 at 1:56 AM
You are a scream a minute - sharp humour that rocks, Jan :)
Allison Avatar
July 28, 2023 at 3:33 PM
I've had my poetry style knocked ever since I joined Suz but to be honest i think its petty jealousy that people read and comment on my poems rather on their creative masterpieces only they understand, some may think my poems are crap but at least i write about poop lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Tor Avatar
July 27, 2023 at 9:59 PM
Jan your humor is much appreciated by all who read lol. You are very good at comedy writing. A comedic writer you are and a favorite of mine. Thanks for always putting a smile on my face...
Allison Avatar
July 28, 2023 at 3:33 PM
thanks Michael xx
Bauer Avatar
July 27, 2023 at 4:28 PM
jan - we are all entitled to write about what makes us happy to write about, but no one is forced to read anyone else's work. it boggles my mind why someone would criticize another's choice of subject matter! i'll always read your poems!!
Allison Avatar
July 28, 2023 at 3:33 PM
thanks Ilene xx
Andresen Avatar
July 27, 2023 at 12:48 PM
-The deadline to nominate candidates for the awards is midnight ... I'm voting for you, Jan :) - hugs
Allison Avatar
July 28, 2023 at 3:34 PM
thanks Anne-Lise xx
Kavanagh  Avatar
July 27, 2023 at 12:38 PM
I’m not sure Jan, I’ve read some cracking meaningful poems of yours over the years, indeed you’re the undisputed queen of poop on the soup, but it’s only one side of a highly skilled poetess, No-Bull, cheers David
Allison Avatar
July 28, 2023 at 3:35 PM
I do surprise with the occasional serious poem, but humour will always be my #1 style David:-) hugs jan xx
M  Avatar
July 27, 2023 at 8:18 AM
You are a funny cheeky lady Jan…..love it!!! Debx
Allison Avatar
July 27, 2023 at 8:19 AM
thanks Deb the poem may be a little tongue in cheek... but lol :-) hugs Jan xx
Ashley Avatar
July 27, 2023 at 7:55 AM
Dear Jan, the clever humor of your poetic pen knows no bounds and spills upon the page with perfectly playful abandon. Warmest wishes.. ~Susan
Allison Avatar
July 27, 2023 at 9:26 AM
Aww thanks Susan:-) your lovely comment has made my day:-) hugs Jan xx
Ashley Avatar
July 27, 2023 at 8:32 AM
Jan, I completely agree that no one should poo poo your style of poetry! If they don't like then they should just move on and respect your right to express your poetry the way you like. Many many poets here, myself included, exalt your clever, bawdy poems, your talent shines in your verse! Your witty pen is humorous and intelligent and I admire and adore your style of poetry! Haters gonna hate, that's all they know how to do. Block them, ignore them! More power to your fun and mighty pen, my friend!
Allison Avatar
July 27, 2023 at 8:19 AM
thanks Susan it was fun to write, I will never write perfect poetry like some on the site, I just have fun and I dont see why some have to poo poo my style lol if they don't like it so be it, but no one should be put down for the way we write:-) hugs Jan xx
Lane Avatar
July 27, 2023 at 7:29 AM
You'd certainly win the NO BS prize, Jan. You tell it like it is even when its poopy poetry. Such a fun write!
Allison Avatar
July 27, 2023 at 7:33 AM
lol Thanks Lin, was fun to write and believe me I will never be put down again over my love of humour and poopy poetry:-) hugs Jan xx at least my poems get comments
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