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'perfect' Poetry Put Downs

Some consider they pen perfect poems - me, I just write about poop! I'd win the No Bull Poetree prise butt speelling is knot my forty! 07/27/23

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Sarah Portrey

Date: 1/13/2024 6:01:00 PM

lol

James Mclain

Date: 7/31/2023 12:21:00 PM

Even my ancient android phone has spell check. l.o.l.

Jan Allison
Date: 7/31/2023 12:26:00 PM

mine has a smell chequer lol:-) hugs jan xx

Jennifer Proxenos

Date: 7/30/2023 8:54:00 AM

Who should and would poo-poo you, humorous poo tales that are also clever, keep waving your banner my friend, you have an army behind you. You always leave a smile on my dial. Hugs and blessings JENNIFER.

Jan Allison
Date: 7/31/2023 12:26:00 PM

thanks Jennifer i still have my mockers but to be honest i dont give a err poop lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Mike Gentile

Date: 7/28/2023 4:19:00 AM

OMG, "not my forty" that's my fave!! We need a sequel or two for this one Jan for shore!!! Happy Friday xxoo

Jan Allison
Date: 7/28/2023 3:31:00 PM

lol Mike, glad you like that line lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Michael Tor

Date: 7/27/2023 9:59:00 PM

Jan your humor is much appreciated by all who read lol. You are very good at comedy writing. A comedic writer you are and a favorite of mine. Thanks for always putting a smile on my face...

Jan Allison
Date: 7/28/2023 3:33:00 PM

thanks Michael xx

Ilene Bauer

Date: 7/27/2023 4:28:00 PM

jan - we are all entitled to write about what makes us happy to write about, but no one is forced to read anyone else's work. it boggles my mind why someone would criticize another's choice of subject matter! i'll always read your poems!!

Jan Allison
Date: 7/28/2023 3:33:00 PM

thanks Ilene xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 7/27/2023 12:48:00 PM

-The deadline to nominate candidates for the awards is midnight ... I'm voting for you, Jan :) - hugs

Jan Allison
Date: 7/28/2023 3:34:00 PM

thanks Anne-Lise xx

David Kavanagh

Date: 7/27/2023 12:38:00 PM

I’m not sure Jan, I’ve read some cracking meaningful poems of yours over the years, indeed you’re the undisputed queen of poop on the soup, but it’s only one side of a highly skilled poetess, No-Bull, cheers David

Jan Allison
Date: 7/28/2023 3:35:00 PM

I do surprise with the occasional serious poem, but humour will always be my #1 style David:-) hugs jan xx

Arlo Parker

Date: 7/27/2023 10:05:00 AM

Fun: I'd win the No Bull Poetree prise butt speelling is knot my forty! Ya dun gud, JA. ;o]]

Jan Allison
Date: 7/27/2023 10:10:00 AM

Yeah no BS from me but then again I just write poop lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Deb M

Date: 7/27/2023 8:18:00 AM

You are a funny cheeky lady Jan…..love it!!! Debx

Jan Allison
Date: 7/27/2023 8:19:00 AM

thanks Deb the poem may be a little tongue in cheek... but lol :-) hugs Jan xx

Susan Ashley

Date: 7/27/2023 7:55:00 AM

Dear Jan, the clever humor of your poetic pen knows no bounds and spills upon the page with perfectly playful abandon. Warmest wishes.. ~Susan

Jan Allison
Date: 7/27/2023 9:26:00 AM

Aww thanks Susan:-) your lovely comment has made my day:-) hugs Jan xx

Susan Ashley
Date: 7/27/2023 8:32:00 AM

Jan, I completely agree that no one should poo poo your style of poetry! If they don't like then they should just move on and respect your right to express your poetry the way you like. Many many poets here, myself included, exalt your clever, bawdy poems, your talent shines in your verse! Your witty pen is humorous and intelligent and I admire and adore your style of poetry! Haters gonna hate, that's all they know how to do. Block them, ignore them! More power to your fun and mighty pen, my friend!

Jan Allison
Date: 7/27/2023 8:19:00 AM

thanks Susan it was fun to write, I will never write perfect poetry like some on the site, I just have fun and I dont see why some have to poo poo my style lol if they don't like it so be it, but no one should be put down for the way we write:-) hugs Jan xx

Lin Lane

Date: 7/27/2023 7:29:00 AM

You'd certainly win the NO BS prize, Jan. You tell it like it is even when its poopy poetry. Such a fun write!

Jan Allison
Date: 7/27/2023 7:33:00 AM

lol Thanks Lin, was fun to write and believe me I will never be put down again over my love of humour and poopy poetry:-) hugs Jan xx at least my poems get comments