Shopper Poems - Poems about Shopper

... I saw a commercial on TV about some guy teaching younger people how not to be their parents. I started thinking, maybe this is what’s wrong with America. We no longer act like our parents did. This......Read the rest...

...It starts with a whoosh. The door gliding open, smoothly. Fruits and vegetables. Stocked and stacked. They try to reach the ceiling. Shelves upon shelves. Layers of cans and boxes. ......Read the rest...

... RufePal kept muttering "jv" team as it looked around the room, hoping to find someone underage to mentor to. Michael blurted, "you and your precious America! You are so gullible ......Read the rest...

...Seeing aisles of messy shelves Before a shopper even delves Is a horrible curse Which Whole Foods can reverse With stockers who were Santa's elves ......Read the rest...

...Your prescription is ready, The pharmacy wrote. Reminders were steady, Each day a new note. I gave in at last, Just a ten minute stroll. Get it over with fast Was my Saturday goal. No big......Read the rest...

...I’ve got it - woot! Well, we’ve (Lisa and I) have it. The Covid. After living carefully serpentine lives - for the last half decade - we both have it. Lisa started feeling pun......Read the rest...

...I am a shopper That’s what I claim to be Just look in my closet And you’ll have to agree Penney’s, Kohl’s and TJMaxx Oh, how I wish you didn’t charge tax You have the power to make my day I se......Read the rest...

...When foods were not called super, Many more had them for their supper. When foods were not called super, Prices were cheaper. When foods were not called super, Nutrition fared the better. ......Read the rest...

...valentines shopper, there is a blue light special in Aisle Three Gloria had no idea what this announcement could be. but she raced to three to see toilet paper on sale for $1.95. she tossed in two......Read the rest...

...People now walk up to copper, Where Gold isn't for the hoper And silver starves seekers proper: Every single eager shopper... Then go for the waiting copper, Gold bound to be a Heart Stopper; ......Read the rest...

...I loved you the way, Johnny loved June. I loved you the way, The sun loves the moon. I loved you the way, Pleasure loves pain. I loved you the way, The desert loves the rain. ......Read the rest...

...I have a family, friends, pets, and a career that I adore. My dogs are my biggest challenges. One is old. The other is a chewer. My children have graced me with ten grandchildren. They are a deligh......Read the rest...

...There was a young woman who liked to spend, Many days and nights without end. Her credit cards she did max; Must have been that awful tax. ......Read the rest...

...The lamb cried The egg fried The man worked A woman smirked The leaf fell The merchant will sell The lady cooked The trembling girl shook The bird.squawked A woman walked A dog barked......Read the rest...

...Today I went meandering through the store,                    I went to see what I could see.                                      I needed to get out before......Read the rest...