Short Shopper Poems
Short Shopper Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Shopper by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Shopper by length and keyword.
its fall
come all
that time
have sales in mind
get on line
snow or hail
and more to go
we got
SHOPPER HOLIDAY
BLOW OUT SALE
the city is jumping
shopper or thumping
getting ready
there minds or steady
some or windor rocking
walking and stopping
BIG CITY SHOPPING
together
in this bad weather
we shop until we drop
looking around town
up and down
hold hands llike know others
we were
HOLIDAY SHOPPER
LOVER
its pack and stack
its gifts
for mabe a stiff
wide and deep
drag near the feet
some fess
whie windor stopping
its
CHRISTMAS SHOOPING
AND BAGS
Seeing aisles of messy shelves
Before a shopper even delves
Is a horrible curse
Which Whole Foods can reverse
With stockers who were Santa's elves
a woman who stood four foot two
went shopping to buy some shampoo
with shoppers aghast
a snob clerk let blast
madam what a meager hairdo.
as you go windor stop
or in store shop
there's crime
kept this in mind
in every block
some will call you too
honey
HOLIDAY SHOPPER
WATCH YOUR MONEY
when my freind and eye
go shopping by
stores to stores more
as we we would go
we did and that
we stop had after i bought a aht
it was
HOLIDAYS SHOPPER CHAT
The cashier guessed I was 58
The bagger, less than that
They know how to make this shopper feel great
I’ll be shopping there every May 28
they come to spend
some have a grim
from over the ocean
plane or in motion
to our cities and town
allaround
you see them hopping
and bopper
HOLIDAY SHOPPER
There was a certain shopper at Walmart
Who would order a Danish and fart---
But his diarrhea
Gave him an idea---
He'd package and sell it as 'Cherry Tart'
around the world
there are boys girl
singing and jingling
christmas bell
you can tell
its love in the air
by the HOLIDAYS STOPPER
ITS
MUSIC FOR CHRISTMAS SHOPPER
its the season this reason
young old goat
dress in warm coats
walk up and down
listen to holiday sound
some have a hop
other none stopper
its
HOLIDAY WINDOR
SHOPPER
as you hop
windor stop
this time of year
there's cart near
chestnuts other stuff
some like a log call hotdog
its quick fixs
and a real deal
its
SHOPPER HOLIDAY MEAL
I only just begun to charge
Impulsive buys are way too large
My credit card sighs
While bankbook cries
My pay cheque I need to enlarge
*So many things to buy since I bought a house, but I really am a wise shopper : )
Singing While Wearing Sandals
What I wonder is who will be one who handles,
Some more problems that do involve scandals;
Frequent shopper,
And show stopper;
Singing Star Spangle Banner wearing sandals?
Jim Horn
Interacting with shop staff.'
Negating the unproductive auto till'
Encouraging social co-heasion'
Caring for the overall ecology'
Have good numerecy skills
Are out going personalitys
Have a willingness to show compassion'
There was a young woman who liked to spend,
Many days and nights without end.
Her credit cards she did max;
Must have been that awful tax.
Residing now in the women's pen.
I made a secret shop today...
Drove to downtown Tampa Bay
We dined for free, or so they say
It's a lot of work for meager pay...
Timing the waiter's every action
While noting each tiny infraction
Caused me plenty of dissatisfaction
That will be my final interaction...
Incognito
mr. rumble went to
the cumble
sat there and had a cafe
with MR.and MRS.rafe
saw the sun set up down
and went to home with crukkle brown
lived in buffer with ladle moffer
to see the cauther ruffer
mr . rumble went to shopper
to buy lill toffer
had a lost journey with cumble curney
oh ! mr rumble
I am a shopper
That’s what I claim to be
Just look in my closet
And you’ll have to agree
Penney’s, Kohl’s and TJMaxx
Oh, how I wish you didn’t charge tax
You have the power to make my day
I search for a bargain
And never dismay
When I find an aisle
With a good array
I smile and say hooray
This is the way
I like to spend my day
BJ Cuber
The lamb cried
The egg fried
The man worked
A woman smirked
The leaf fell
The merchant will sell
The lady cooked
The trembling girl shook
The bird.squawked
A woman walked
A dog barked
A car parked
A tired shopper
A long skirt is proper
The wind whistled
The bell indicated dismissal
The sun shone in the midst of winter
A boy cried because of a splinter
Sarah Shopper!
Coupon please budget-y listen
and bankruptcy understand
That ATM Terminator is out there —
It can’t be mall bargained with,
nor consumer reasoned with
An Automated Teller Machine
doesn’t feel purse pity,
or cancelled check remorse
Or insolvency fear
And it absolutely
will not cash register stop,
checkout ever!
Until you are empty pocket dead
Names set in noun Proper.
Shop is owned by Shopper.
Greenish stain on Copper.
Record marks for Topper.
Eye drops fall from Dropper.
Happily hops Grass Hopper.
To sleep on Berth Upper.
For home use soft Slipper.
At night to use Dipper.
Strong venom of Viper.
Cutting hair with Clipper.
Chain to make a Zipper.
Show your card to enter;
Gaze at all the piles –
Boxes after boxes
Stacked for blocks or maybe miles.
All the sizes jumbo;
Price-wise it’s a steal.
To the average shopper
I can see that’s the appeal.
Maybe I’m too urban,
But it’s not my thing.
Shopping in a warehouse
Is, to me, a one-time fling.
I prefer my markets,
Though I pay much more,
For me and Costco somehow
Don’t have much of a rapport.