Shocker Poems - Poems about Shocker

...THE PRANKER AND THE PRANKEE Pranking might be a game to a pranker But an unpremeditated shocker. The prank might become costly Cos when you presumed it'll be funny, the fun becomes a life bre......Read the rest...

...I’m a trilobite, I took my leave Nature had a shocker up its sleeve In hot water Air gets shorter Things got heated and I couldn’t breathe I’m a stegosaur and I’m long dead I got a ......Read the rest...

...He felt so cocksure his Midas Touch was proctor. Vegas pulled him down. Now his Midas touch is brown. His failure was a shocker. NB: Inspired by, but not entered in, Edward Ibeh’s This of That......Read the rest...

...[Pylon (UK) = Transmission tower or Electricity pylon (USA) Domestos = Bleach] _________________________________________________ Jeremy Wig was entirely bald He sought the best hairpiece that h......Read the rest...

...Old and bent when she sat in her gooseneck rocker Waiting for the angelic shout to call her home Grandma was best described as very prim and proper. When we learned she was gone it w......Read the rest...

...I was a happy fruit farmer, growing delicious, healthy fruits for consumption. Since we'd bought the farm ten years prior, all the family lent to its function. It was a large, productive farm, an......Read the rest...

...Often, I must say to myself, “Compose yourself,” So, I take a book of lovely poems from the shelf When I see chaos and fear surrounding me, And slowly absorbing them, set aside my inse......Read the rest...

...Often, I say, "Compose yourself," Take a book of verse from the shelf Seeing chaos surrounding me, I lay down insecurity. Sitting in my goose-necked rocker I suppose, it comes a shoc......Read the rest...

...7/11/21 Never been the smoothest talker Got to make the best of it before I need a walker Had a lot or nothing to offer Wasn't always worth the bother 4 days a week I work with and help doct......Read the rest...

...Playing tired Went to rest today Maradona Son of Arge n tina Married to soccer Father of goals Children kicks Relation of claps Maradona a shocker in soccer......Read the rest...

...The Thanksgiving feast was a shocker When the turkey danced, doing the flocker As the family looks on Pour glasses of patron Then assume the turkey was a punk-rocker......Read the rest...

...WHERE THERE IS A WILL It has been over three months now and still no Grans will Through the letterbox; comes another, got to be paid bill As the insurance didn’t cover for my Grans Zombie de......Read the rest...

...Oh say can I see By the big florescent lights Once so proudly now has fell Fell into reality? Fell into right? Fell into a time where there should have never been a fight!! With ’In God We Tr......Read the rest...

...Myriads of murmuring marine maidens Musically musing, making mariners mad; Floating or frolicking freely and feeding Feverish fishermen’s fleshly fantasies. Sensually swimming silvery seductresse......Read the rest...

...Can I have that? No. Why? Because it’s mine. Can I have this? No. Why? Because it is mine. I paid for it. Can I have this? I recognize this weird pattern. I have seen it before. Usually ......Read the rest...