Short Shocker Poems
Short Shocker Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Shocker by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Shocker by length and keyword.
Prophetic Or Coincedence
My favorite job is to stock shelves
Now here is what is a shocker
in High School I was voted most
Likely to become a stocker!...
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Categories:
shocker, silly, word play,
Form:
Rhyme
King Arrives
King arrives
Bawling
Squalling
Swift smack
On bottom
Really mad now
Everyone is smiling
Except King
This world
Is a shocker
Two seconds
Out of womb...
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Categories:
shocker, baby, blessing, father son, miracle, mother, mother
Form:
Free verse
The Turkey Danced
The Thanksgiving feast was a shocker
When the turkey danced, doing the flocker
As the family looks on
Pour glasses of patron
Then assume the turkey was a punk-rocker...
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Categories:
shocker, fun, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Maradona In Soccer
Playing tired
Went to rest today
Maradona
Son of Arge n tina
Married to soccer
Father of goals
Children kicks
Relation of claps
Maradona a shocker in soccer...
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Categories:
shocker, death, feelings, sports,
Form:
Free verse
Stroking Out
Ed stirred from his stupor out by the keg
when he felt pressure he couldn't quite peg.
What a shocker that day!
Eddie's best friend was gay,
so he said, "Dude, quit pullin' my leg!"...
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Categories:
shocker, confusion, funny
Form:
Limerick
What A Shocker
Wet with sweat, the seaside called my name
Coastal waters taught me to proclaim
Gentle breeze on water
Sweating, getting hotter
Bikini came off, despite the shame!
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Categories:
shocker, beach, funny, humorous, ocean, sea, summer, water,
Form:
Limerick
Brown Midas
He felt so cocksure
his Midas Touch was proctor.
Vegas pulled him down.
Now his Midas touch is brown.
His failure was a shocker.
NB: Inspired by, but not entered in, Edward Ibeh’s This of That, Vol 15 Contest...
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Categories:
shocker, addiction, confidence, corruption, feelings, games,
Form:
Tanka
Blizzard
BLIZZARD
ouch
blizzard
a shocker
much depression
like buried alive
so the media seems
always over-dramatized
i can hardly bear to watch it
i would like to kill the producers
only trouble is this time they are right...
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Categories:
shocker, natural disasters
Form:
Etheree
God's Love
god loves you
no matter what you do
even if your a villan,croock or a robber
you better be a shocker
because god loves you
no matter what you do
you can all ways count on god's love
god loves every one the same
so get it in your brian god loves you
by james christian...
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Categories:
shocker, lovegod, god,
Form:
ABC
Gods Love
god loves you
no matter what you do
even if your a villan,croock or a robber
you better be a shocker
because god loves you
no matter what you do
you can all ways count on god's love
god loves every one the same
so get it in your brian god loves you
by james christian...
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Categories:
shocker, faithgod, god,
Form:
Rhyme
My Favorite Things As a Middle Aged Chick
Night sweats and crazy
Hot flashes and lazy
Mood swings and a body (?)
That looks pretty shoddy
Eating and bleeding and wanting to scream
These are a few of my Favorite Things
When your doctor
Says a shocker
that your
Uterus is a lobster
I simply remember to pretend I'm filled with glee
and then
I forget that my uterus is in atrophy...
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Categories:
shocker, age, funny,
Form:
Lyric
The Mouse Trap In the Sky
I am giving a kids poem a shot I have never done one before
I run through your house
I am Just a little mouse
Looking for cheddar cheese
I cannot not find it anywhere
But I do see a mouse trap over there
Let me go see what kind of cheese
Swiss cheese that stinks to me
I will just eat this electric cord
This maybe a shocker for me
For electricity will hurt you
So never be a fool like me
Stay away from electricity...
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Categories:
shocker, nature,
Form:
Free verse
Mermaids
Myriads of murmuring marine maidens
Musically musing, making mariners mad;
Floating or frolicking freely and feeding
Feverish fishermen’s fleshly fantasies.
Sensually swimming silvery seductresses
Stripping slobbering sailors of their senses.
Inveigling and inspiring them to inundate the waters
In instant insanity in pursuit of Neptune’s daughters.
To some this may come as a shocker:
Mermaids lured them into Davy Jones’ locker....
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Categories:
shocker, fantasy, humorous, myth, sea, water,
Form:
Rhyme
Love
This was written when i was like ten... so it's not so great but here it is.
Violets are blue
Roses are red
The words that you say buzz around in my head.
They stay there by day,
And are still there by night.
Because they are as beautiful as morning sunlight.
These words to you may come as a surprise,
So I’ll say them to you and look into your eyes.
This may be a shocker but I know this is true,
The only one I’ll ever love is you....
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Categories:
shocker, words, may, roses are red,
Form:
Rhyme
No Sea Shells Can Cover Her 'swells'
A mermaid sure caused a commotion
by skinny dipping in the ocean
her body is bare
which makes seamen stare
and dreaming to rub in sun lotion
An angler nets her; it’s a shocker
she struggles, he grabs her left knocker
This makes her irate
and it seals his fate -
he’s consigned to Davy Jones locker!
Both limericks 9,9,5,5,9 - checked with how many syllables
Two Sea Themed Limericks Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Tania Kitchin
7/29/19...
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Categories:
shocker, humorous, lust, sea,
Form:
Limerick