NO SEA SHELLS CAN COVER HER 'SWELLS'
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A mermaid sure caused a commotion
by skinny dipping in the ocean
her body is bare
which makes seamen stare
and dreaming to rub in sun lotion
An angler nets her; it’s a shocker
she struggles, he grabs her left knocker
This makes her irate
and it seals his fate -
he’s consigned to Davy Jones locker!
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Copyright © JAN ALLISON | Year Posted 2019