Long Shocker Poems

Oh, why now? I had prayed for three more years,
Man lived, then we all die, and our resting is decided by a mortal,
Should it be with your father or mother or be by yourself?
I had...

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I was a happy fruit farmer, growing delicious, healthy fruits for consumption.
Since we'd bought the farm ten years prior, all the family lent to its function.

It was a large, productive farm, and we ran it...

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Joe Cocker: Born: 1944-05-20 - Died: 2014-12-22
A Woodstock discover
While singing a cover
With a Little Help from My Friends
And it was a shocker
To find that Joe Cocker
Gravelly voice finally ends

Ken Weatherwax: Born 1955-9-29Died:2014-12-7
Pugsley Adams was my...

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Players So Short

Even if my players are still so short,
Can count on God when on the court;
Defend and depend,
Until very end;
Trough trials and tribulations did support.

Jim Horn

Will Believe and Receive
.
Remember when in God we always...

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Once the dream was to make America the shining light of the world 
a caring and compassionate country with opportunities for all
but after questioning the veracity of the election in America by the sham pretender...

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Missing children, the mentally ill, and the homeless persons on the street 
When we are returning back to our own homes sewn up just so very neat 

They were once us their lives fulfilled where...

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Where did you go?
I saw here a minute ago,
You disappeared right in font of my very eyes.
Why did you leave?
Was it because of me?
Oh Daddy wont you tell me?
I looked under the bed,
I even checked...

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Many years ago, when we were all young,
We really thought life, would be so much fun.
While playing dress-up, trying on mom’s stuff,
Putting on make-up, we found to be tough.

Then came our schooling, and boy things...

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We sat at the only empty table. 
I'd never seen her before, 
that elegant, thirty-something lady, 
when I visited that shore. 

I was twenty-two years old, with big ideas, 
a little scruffy, a little thin....

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T'was the night before Christmas and through the beer store
folks were procuring Christmas cheer by the score.
They came from near and far to get bottles of rum
to make yummy eggnog and to its pleasures succumb.

Our...

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G.I.R.L. (Gorgeous Intelligent Radiant Lady) 

What started out as a message on myspace
Is the reason I keep a smile on my face
And the reason I keep a smile on my face 
Is because you put...

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Dying in Bolehland

MURDER SHOCKER: TEENAGE GRANDSONS OF PROMINENT ANALYST ARRESTED OVER CRADLE CEO’S KILLING
??????????
Hohoho....
The many ways to die, they are all happening here in Bolehland...
Cradle Fund head honcho, supposedly an accidental fire death....
Set off by...

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She'll be rather willing to be burnt
on the stakes forgotten
than sleep and wake in the jailers chains
watching her purpose gather up dust.
Rake her charred remains
heap upon heap among others
that died trying
She'll smile till the last,...

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THE PRANKER AND THE PRANKEE

Pranking might be a game to a pranker
But an unpremeditated shocker.
The prank might become costly 
Cos when you presumed it'll be funny,
the fun becomes a life breaker.
The prank cost a life...

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Her hand extended to caress my face,
to wipe the tears away.
gentle with a sense of grace.
putting back the parts that fray.

Hand approaching,
instinctive defense kicks in,
involuntarily coaching,
mind offline, nerves began to spin.

My arm moves on its...

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[Pylon (UK) = Transmission tower or Electricity pylon (USA)
Domestos = Bleach]
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Jeremy Wig was entirely bald
He sought the best hairpiece that he could afford
He opened his wallet which made the moths blink
With just a few coins...

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7/11/21


Never been the smoothest talker
Got to make the best of it before I need a walker
Had a lot or nothing to offer
Wasn't always worth the bother
4 days a week I work with and help doctors
Occasionally...

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Doors swings,
The 'galadima's' walking steps,
He possesses,
As if he was a gladiator.
A poised glance by everyone,
He bounces outside as regular,
Complain yet to seize a hold
On his mouth,
The git he saw on the canoe,
Re-awaken his reserved anger,
Only...

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Oh say can I see 
By the big florescent lights
Once so proudly now has fell
Fell into reality? 
Fell into right? 
Fell into a time where there should have never been a fight!! 

With ’In God...

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Oh say can I see
By the big florescent lights
Once so proudly now has fell
Fell into reality? Fell into right? Fell into a time where there should have never been a fight!!  

With ’In God...

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He can throw a perfect curve ball. 
He can bench more than you all. 
He ran a 4.0 in the 40 yard dash. 
So lets show them the cash. 

They are very talented athletes, 
and...

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They called my friend and I over 
The atmosphere was mad tense
Peril floated nimbly in the crisp air 
Bloody pictures messed with our imagination
"Terrorists wanted list ,give us your names" 
Imagine the shock and unfettered...

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It is forty degree centigrade
Scorching heat everywhere
Tap Water almost boils
Heatwaves in the air

The leaves on the roadside
Have withered to sickly brown
Fewer people on the roads
Hot summer day in the town

Only people who rejoice
Are sherbet vendors...

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Soooooooooooo there's a Comments Contest well
HO HO HO ...AND IT AIN'T EVEN CHRISTMAS!

Whew!  Well, I never had much of a chest to get it off of anyway
but I thought about soup mailing a friend...

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Old and bent when she sat in her gooseneck rocker
Waiting for the angelic shout to call her home
Grandma was best described as very prim and proper.

When we learned she was gone it was a shocker
I...

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