Shite Poems - Poems about Shite

...Small people think big, big people don't! **** The frog jumps in the pond, the toad thinks, "why break the silence"? Silence hides in sound. Sound can hide in a vacuum, silence hiding so......Read the rest...

...Part 18 it helps to see the spectrum of behaviors as a spectrum first of all not disorganized not random not to the degree the clergy would have it which makes them ridiculous as well as dang......Read the rest...

...I don't want the world to know my name, I don't want fortune, I don't want fame. I just want my work live on when I die, and influence those to lonely and shy, to take that next step, to smile ......Read the rest...

...Off the shelf into the trolley Pushed between the carrots and cauli On the belt and codes to swipe Next to bananas all over ripe Push in the bag , throw in the boot Next to the veg and all the......Read the rest...

...THE END With the God of all God’s now out of my system what is left to writeIs there anything that is new out ther......Read the rest...

...Nothing positive about the future to write The future seems shite That must be why I only write about what has come pass The good bit's I somehow gloss over the bad bit's Because I have short......Read the rest...

...Yawn Yawning I am in love with my bed While my bloody alarm Pains my head Got to get up Snooze button stuck Because if I wish to remain employed And i don't arise from my pit I am in seri......Read the rest...

...THE BIG BROWN BEAR SITTING IN THE WOODS . . . So I thought I would have a day out in the woods Trampled for miles and wandered as far as I could I had a pleasant day looking at the wild lif......Read the rest...

...addiction so hard to get over I stand for self no reliance on wealth to make me happy its birds and bees and a summers breeze that helps me to quit cuz I really give a shite about my life ......Read the rest...

...Ha ha ha - I am sat on the loo waiting to pass Whilst reading the funnies I need more gas Peoples humour is right up my street Making us giggle is really quite neat We need the humour to take us......Read the rest...

...A Thousand Shite Poems If I wrote a thousand poems brutally discarded the half of them what was left I read once more before I did the same again There being left with just two-fifty repeat......Read the rest...

...You'll be better than Nixon, you won't get found out, You'll be superior to Carter, your business has got more clout, Reagan? Do me a favour, he was a bore and you can act much more, Admittedly Bu......Read the rest...

...Cement Pillow Blame, blame, blame makes playing life’s game so much easier to do… Shift it, change it, switch it as long as it ain’t put on you. Blame, blame, blame Mom’s the easiest target… ......Read the rest...

...Sebun Nihonjin Okoku no Senso (War of the Seven Japanese Kingdoms): Sebun utukushi okoku wa, senso o sengen shimasu (Seven Beautiful Kingdoms Declare War), Heishi no su sen-ri ga senjo ni ran’nyu ......Read the rest...

...TING means “thing” said she who masquerades as my niece with the tongue stud and nose ring. We used to put them in our ear, now they put them anywhere BRAH is new for “bro” and does not have to be......Read the rest...