Advice To the New President

You'll be better than Nixon, you won't get found out, You'll be superior to Carter, your business has got more clout, Reagan? Do me a favour, he was a bore and you can act much more, Admittedly Bush Senior sure as hell knew how to start a war, But Bush Junior couldn't speak so that evens the score, Obama, walking, talking and thinking he was the main man, So if you find it gets tough keep saying " Yes we can!", He couldn't "Can" for all his effort and might, So don't worry, you won't "Can" cos you don't give a shite!