Best Shite Poems

I went to bed last night 
everything was fine, 
I woke up this morning 
I couldn't believe my eyes. 

My hair was dyed green 
a slipper was in the sink, 
when I get a hold of that leprechaun 
he's going to pay, the little fink....

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A Thousand Shite Poems

If I wrote a thousand poems
brutally discarded the half of them
what was left I read once more
before I did the same again

There being left with just two-fifty
repeating that process with regularity
down and down they'd rightly fall
by this point I keep just twenty

Half...

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