Long Shite Poems

Part 18

it helps to see the spectrum of behaviors
as a spectrum first of all
not disorganized not random
not to the degree the clergy would have it
which makes them ridiculous
as well as dangerous
to anyone standing outside the...

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I got fired
For being awarded Most Desired 
The truth got liared
I got tired by the fact that you are wired
A different way than me
Why can't they clearly see
That I'll make a difference in this world...

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Anyone can write…
 and drown in their self-delusions; 
 from persons into personifications
 lists of passions, glorify self's illusions; 
 down those lists, 
 most veiled by incomprehension
 one's passion is most often expressed
 as...

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a smile you never forget


In Yokohama the moon is so bright
there is woman watching TV tonight
today the rain fall and she got wet
and she wears a smile you can,t forget

when I am having a long...

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TING means “thing” said she who masquerades as my niece with the tongue stud and nose ring. 
We used to put them in our ear, now they put them anywhere
BRAH is new for “bro” and...

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"And the times of this ignorance; God winked at;
 but now, commandeth all men, everywhere,
 to repent! (Acts 17:30)

 Interesting it is, what gets printed
 in the fine print on the other
 side of a...

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"And the times of this ignorance; God winked at;
 but now, commandeth all men, everywhere,
 to repent! (Acts 17:30)

 Interesting it is, what gets printed
 in the fine print on the other
 side of a...

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Tell her that I'm sorry,
And I can never make it up.
Tell her that I love her,
I never meant to break it up.

I made mistakes, I'm sorry,
Youthful exuberance and stupidity.
I thought I'd make things better,
Thought you...

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distance + time

the world came crashing in
(that much you remember) &
when it did, the quickest way out was to
run
run
run 
as far away as possible from this source of 
everlasting pain &
after getting far away enough
(on...

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Friday nights are the nights to show 
dat you have been slaving all week. 
The nights where all the shining bits 
and pieces come out. Ladies talk in 
loud gale voices, showing off new 
dresses...

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Ha ha ha - I am sat on the loo waiting to pass
Whilst reading the funnies I need more gas
Peoples humour is right up my street
Making us giggle is really quite neat 
We need the...

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A vivarium is neither a plant or an epic entry. Instead of entry-level why not try a bulbous flow? Why? Why is a  savvy question asked by a curved arched triangle whose speech is...

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You could say it's funny, I think because of tax money?
It's legal to get wasted on Hops and Barley
But illegal for a quick sniff of Charlie, 
or even a toke of Bob Marley
You can get...

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by Michaelw1two

 in the pit, of my abide;
 someone breaks wind,
 burning odour takes over;
 earth's tides switched forever,
 the sun's flares reach further;
 who cares...
 if I were reversible, 
 an awful thought, is...

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Cement Pillow

Blame, blame, blame
makes playing life’s game so much easier to do…
Shift it, change it, switch it as long as it ain’t put on you.
Blame, blame, blame
Mom’s the easiest target…
since dad I never knew.
Blame, blame,...

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Login’s For Me, Me, Me!

Some carers are shite, debasing and all that, not fit, 
Because just when I’m speeding to end my session, 
When they’ve come in on another patronising visit, 
They come over, bend...

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Sebun Nihonjin Okoku no Senso (War of the Seven Japanese Kingdoms):

Sebun utukushi okoku wa, senso o sengen shimasu (Seven Beautiful Kingdoms Declare War), Heishi no su sen-ri ga senjo ni ran’nyu shimasu (Thousands of soldiers...

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I went to bed last night 
everything was fine, 
I woke up this morning 
I couldn't believe my eyes. 

My hair was dyed green 
a slipper was in the sink, 
when I get a hold...

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I understand, not much; or plenty
 of understanding that which is understood
 an understatement; really! To understand
 that which is under stated; understatement’s head!
 or ball cap, or ball sack, or gunnies sack, or Sad...

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when i was just a little boy, a little skallywag
the worse things that i could of done, was getting caught with a fag
but times were much more different then, the law still had control
but somewhere...

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oh it could of been 
the armored car,
or it could of been 
the gun,
instead it was the Germans 
that's were it all begun,

CHORUS
,
banks in gambling money,
they ignored 
the peoples plea ,
sold off the Irish
 human...

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MIRROR MIRROR                                 ...

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I don't want the world to know my name,
I don't want fortune,
I don't want fame.
I just want my work live on when I die,
and influence those to lonely and shy,
to take that next step,
to smile...

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Feed em to the crocodiles
Cameron and his Tory liars
Their monstrous atrocities
make crocs come across all soft and fluffy
They like to give us someone to blame
the jobless ,the homeless, the sick and the lame
cause otherwise we...

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Ribbon as red as blood floating in the air
The blowing wind gives it a bit of a flair
The yellow one beneath it waving the other way
As though it wants to be left astray.
Is not our...

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