Sarcastic Poems - Poems about Sarcastic

...How much is a human life worth? How much is a human life worth? My one is zero pounds, zero pence I called with my smartphone to … … to a university department of psychology A professor repl......Read the rest...

...I wanna trade in my stubby spindleshanks..., (a poor excuse for legs), and get me the latest sophisticated prosthetics advancements, whereat integration of cultured stem cells into custom made......Read the rest...

...I don not know how to feel My broken heart will never heal It is bruised, broken and shattered From the awful way you battered It to pieces blow by blow I wish you could only know How you cut m......Read the rest...

...Bitter Lemon Woman In sarcastic egos, you’ve cornered the market. A self-important peasant, a show off bourgeoisie Without compassion, a bitter lemon woman. A twisted tongue, a controlling sn......Read the rest...

... LEGEND Humourous pretty pageant Glamorous majestic pleasant Macrocosm of circus : Fun and stunt o......Read the rest...

...Sassy sobriquets schooled sissy spindleshanks... studious sexagenarian skinny scruffy scribe My utmost humblest apology for inducing the following cerebral calisthenics upon your cranium, but ......Read the rest...

...The sudden eighties music craze, had gone beyond the norm, the local supermarket, was swept along by the storm, as more and more of the shoppers, joined in with the revival, filling up on nosta......Read the rest...

... February 7 Praises to God Bible Meditations Based on Leviticus 19-21 Key Verse – Leviticus 19:37 Therefore shall ye observe all my statutes, and all my judgments, and do them: I am the LORD.......Read the rest...

...I am ticklish. and silly, and sometimes sarcastic. I like conversation, the more intelligent, fantastic I wrote this poem just to answer you as a testament to some of the things I do. (C) Arti......Read the rest...

...Emma, I'm sending it to you. Let this picture be your memory, May my memory remain with you and accompany you forever, I was in the beautiful countryside today too. I love it. With your memory, th......Read the rest...

...Seven Mossad Agents came to Norway a winter day when a snow drowns the needs of the homeless asleep in a shop's doorway absorbing the sarcastic smell of coffee and the aroma of a Napoleon cream c......Read the rest...

...This time of the year again She has gone shopping for gifts to give the young she would not take me along, knows I would be grumpy and sarcastic and impatient. I sat on the plaza with a glass o......Read the rest...

...Always be sarcastic, but not so much that it's rude. Be very careful to pretend not to notice what others think. Clothes don't matter, but they do. They really do. Don't be annoying, just be yours......Read the rest...

...I Will Be The Better * To have left the world Without making it a better Place for ourselves and Our animal friends, What kind of a life was that? * To have left the world With family and......Read the rest...

...I saw him today, I recognise him with his particular wings, And his sarcastic smile, This time he holds... A parchment in his hand, Giggling so hard, As he opened his parchment, That became a ......Read the rest...