Sarcastic Poems

I Can Lie Too: Now with audio

[Verse 1]
You're so incredible, 
the most amazing man.
I'm taken to new heights of pleasure 
with the touch of your hand.
There will never be another man 
in my life who compares.
Your eyes, your smile... 
no one as perfect anywhere.
I will never forget, or stop loving you...
Well would ya lookie here, my dear…
 I can lie too!

[Chorus]

Sarcastic Door Opener

snarky
car key

Sheetal and the Dung Beetle

This rhyme may seem strange but each word's truly equal
Now Beetle's tale's done no need for a sequel.
They'd chat by the teazel of matters so lethal
Of sequels and prequels and justice so penal.

In fields green and fetal past signs with a decal
He'd meet Sheetal the Beadle who spoke of things fecal.
With eyes prehensile he'd spot

Sarcastic

Flamboyant words harshly spoken from little blonde with hot temper

My Sarcastic Imagine

Imagine there's no heaven
so easily i didn't need to try
hell around us
Outwith us, only sky-water isn't blue its clear
Imagine all the people
Dying for today
Ahhh bisto
Imagine there's no s try
It is so hard to do
Something to kill or die for
And religion,
gone too
Imagine all the people
Dead in pieces
Even You
You may say I'm a dreamer
Wish i was the

Sarcastic Wit

We laugh to be pleased. 
It may be harsh and haughty. 
It may seem quite rough. 
Haters use satire to taunt. 
It's a criminal's platform. 


Written: December 05, 2021

Is This Sarcastic

Closing down sale

A big thank you to all our customers

Sarcastic Star

Ok, you humans down there, making wishes on us stars
with “Wish I may, wish I might, have the wish I wish tonight.”
Who the heck do you people think you are?
Why are you writing poems all the time like “Star Light, Star Bright”?
Of COURSE, we’re bright and a heck of a lot brighter than YOU.
Is sitting

This Brain Is On Fire

This brain´s on fire.
"Another case of spontaneous combustion
it's good for the health
it´s good for society".

-They`d say-

Being Sarcastic

Being Sarcastic
By: Miracle Man
12-16-2019

Winters breath is upon us 
Today a freezing mist encompasses the area.
Traffic will snarl, body shops will be busy,
and insurance companies will raise their rates.
City police are on “operation slick streets”
which means they won’t come and investigate accidents.
 You are required by law to do it yourself, download a form and mail

Sarcastic Sunrise

Sarcastic sunrise
An ode to summer's demise
Over burnt tea leaves

Starbucks Warrior

Fists raised in anger.
Protest against inequality,
inequity, all biases,
poverty and hunger.
Wet and cold forecast.
March cancelled.
Pumpkin spice latte please.

Kids Do Not Play Anymore

Kids don’t play anymore.
kids don't need understanding now
we make them into men.

Young men for the everlasting old war.
Ripe harvests of the current generation.

So Vast

So vast the mind of men...
So vast the universe...
So vast both.

Merely a vast cynical joke

In Rememberance Of

Arrogance, sarcasm and suggestive wit,
Some people in this world I admit,
Think is so cool and fun,
But actually in the long run,
One day they go too far, and have to quit.

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