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Sarcastic Poems - Poems about Sarcastic

Premium Member Sarcastic Door Opener
snarky car key...

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Categories: sarcastic, word play,
Form: Footle
Premium Member Sheetal and the Dung Beetle
This rhyme may seem strange but each word's truly equal Now Beetle's tale's done no need for a sequel. They'd chat by the teazel of matters so lethal Of sequels and prequels and justice so penal. In fields green and fetal past signs with a decal He'd meet Sheetal the Beadle who spoke of things fecal. With eyes prehensile he'd spot...

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Categories: sarcastic, humor, nursery rhyme, satire,
Form: Light Verse



Premium Member Sarcastic
Flamboyant words harshly spoken from little blonde with hot temper...

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Categories: sarcastic, age,
Form: Monoku
My Sarcastic Imagine
Imagine there's no heaven so easily i didn't need to try hell around us Outwith us, only sky-water isn't blue its clear Imagine all the people Dying for today Ahhh bisto Imagine there's no s try It is so hard to do Something to kill or die for And religion, gone too Imagine all the people Dead in pieces Even You You may say I'm a dreamer Wish i was the...

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Categories: sarcastic, poetry,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Sarcastic Wit
We laugh to be pleased.  It may be harsh and haughty.  It may seem quite rough.  Haters use satire to taunt.  It's a criminal's platform.  Written: December 05, 2021...

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Categories: sarcastic, character, discrimination, humor, satire,
Form: Tanka



Is This Sarcastic
Closing down sale A big thank you to all our customers...

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Categories: sarcastic, poetry,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Sarcastic Star
Ok, you humans down there, making wishes on us stars with “Wish I may, wish I might, have the wish I wish tonight.” Who the heck do you people think you are? Why are you writing poems all the time like “Star Light, Star Bright”? Of COURSE, we’re bright and a heck of a lot brighter than YOU. Is sitting...

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Categories: sarcastic, star,
Form: Personification
This Brain Is On Fire
This brain´s on fire. "Another case of spontaneous combustion it's good for the health it´s good for society". -They`d say-...

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Categories: sarcastic, deep, future, symbolism,
Form: Prose Poetry
Premium Member Being Sarcastic
Being Sarcastic By: Miracle Man 12-16-2019 Winters breath is upon us Today a freezing mist encompasses the area. Traffic will snarl, body shops will be busy, and insurance companies will raise their rates. City police are on “operation slick streets” which means they won’t come and investigate accidents. You are required by law to do it yourself, download a form and mail...

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Categories: sarcastic, life, winter,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Sarcastic Sunrise
Sarcastic sunrise An ode to summer's demise Over burnt tea leaves...

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Categories: sarcastic, summer, weather, winter,
Form: Haiku
Premium Member Starbucks Warrior
Fists raised in anger. Protest against inequality, inequity, all biases, poverty and hunger. Wet and cold forecast. March cancelled. Pumpkin spice latte please....

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Categories: sarcastic, funny,
Form: Free verse
Kids Do Not Play Anymore
Kids don’t play anymore. kids don't need understanding now we make them into men. Young men for the everlasting old war. Ripe harvests of the current generation....

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Categories: sarcastic, soldier,
Form: Blank verse
So Vast
So vast the mind of men... So vast the universe... So vast both. Merely a vast cynical joke...

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Categories: sarcastic, creation, feelings,
Form: Burlesque
Premium Member In Rememberance Of
Arrogance, sarcasm and suggestive wit, Some people in this world I admit, Think is so cool and fun, But actually in the long run, One day they go too far, and have to quit....

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Categories: sarcastic, fun,
Form: Limerick
The Sarcastic Crystal Skull
At an old forgotten Oriental cemetery, half buried in the soil emerges a decomposed skull. -nothing unpleasant, by the by- It looks like glass when the sun whitens it. No nose, eyes, ears or mouth; therefore no face, no mask. It has nothing of its own except it's veil of mourn and dust and its eternal smile. Its grimace might seem both tragic...

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Categories: sarcastic, death, future, passion, time,
Form: Prose Poetry

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