Short Sarcastic Poems
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This brain´s on fire.
"Another case of spontaneous combustion
it's good for the health
it´s good for society".
-They`d say-
Silent, sarcastic sneering
Dark, deadly deliberation
Ignoring ignited ire
Foolish fervor over fateful follies.
I found the “PoetrySoup” site,
Reading the poems was a delight.
Wow! they were fantastic,
And some were sarcastic,
Now I write poetry all night.
Ever give your man a compliment
and hear a deaf response?
Laud’s louder and sarcastic
the second go around.
9/19/2021
Bite Size Poem no21
Leaning to the left
People becoming selfish
Choosy
Sarcastic
Unfair
Cruel
Not logic
Blindly love and hate
As imperfect as
The position of the heart
Portrayed
We were in a frame
Spinning smiles and years
To the man in the tailored suit
We sat sarcastic and cynnical and grave
Fading and buried by age...
Fists raised in anger.
Protest against inequality,
inequity, all biases,
poverty and hunger.
Wet and cold forecast.
March cancelled.
Pumpkin spice latte please.
Kids don’t play anymore.
kids don't need understanding now
we make them into men.
Young men for the everlasting old war.
Ripe harvests of the current generation.
Simon Cowell is not nice,
thinks that a black t-shirt will suffice.
He can be rude, mean and quite sarcastic,
and gosh, his face changes look like plastic !
This chorus sarcastic and wrong
Is a spoiled thug throng sing along
(Loud) "Drill baby drill"
To the green crowd seems shrill
Still republicans love Palin's song
Arrogance, sarcasm and suggestive wit,
Some people in this world I admit,
Think is so cool and fun,
But actually in the long run,
One day they go too far, and have to quit.
She was a disillusionist
Sarcastic and quite nasty.
I hired a doodlebug to capture her
I paid him rather well.
She came out a nicer worker ant.
Having survived that larva hell.
I asked Euston, my new son-in-law,
"Was it a car or a cat I saw?"
Euston saw I was not Sue.
He finds me (Sue's mom) a shrew,
so he scoffed, "Does a car have a claw?"
cynical?
sometimes
sarcastic?
I have tried to give this up
snippy?
Yes!
abrupt?
absolutely.
funny?
with my friends
Polite?
before I get to know you
We laugh to be pleased.
It may be harsh and haughty.
It may seem quite rough.
Haters use satire to taunt.
It's a criminal's platform.
Written: December 05, 2021
i hate you
you annoye me
you tell me what to do
constantly picking
constantly sarcastic
you tell me what to say
and what im thinking too
so i am here now
running away
but not just that
im running away from you
I am ticklish. and silly, and sometimes sarcastic.
I like conversation, the more intelligent, fantastic
I wrote this poem just to answer you
as a testament to some of the things I do.
(C) Artimus AKA Susan Manley 2/2/24
Is it complete oblivion or ignorance
Perhaps total arrogance or self absorption
Or maybe just plain stupidity!
That you are so completely unaware
Due to your belittling sarcastic words
YOU are the actual bully!
artistic scotty dog with your turquoise and your green
a bit of lime, orange, emerald, but nothing dull or cream
artistic scotty dog with your bright pink tongue so pretty
when you open your mouth, are your words sarcastic or witty?
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Brother
Funny Extravagant
Drawing Acting Painting
Outdoors Malls Spa Broadway
Sewing Shopping Singing
Sarcastic Dramatic
Sister
Date: 05/27/2019
eveningtide dour
sarcastic squirrel does runs
beyond his own tree
~
twilight grounds runner
this young nutling squawks talking
he's above me hides
5/23/20
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr 2020
Swimming in sarcastic seas
This is the hook,
that line I dangle out there
to catch your attention,
to tempt your appetite,
to reel you in like a poetic lure,
baiting you to read
as you swim about the site…
so where are all of the little fishies?
Gossip
Rumours
Sarcasm
Nastiness
Four weak tools
unused by confidence
Four weak tools
unused by positive people living their bliss
Gossip
Rumours
Sarcasm
Nastiness
Tools used by
Those who have
Not discovered their own
Brilliance or Creativity yet
Im a little bit of what I see in everyone else. An exasperating inconvenience, ill-
disposed and argumentative. I want to hate you but then I would have to hate
myself. Self-centered, stingy, and stupendously sarcastic. I want nothing more than
for you to change.
Form:
Parlayed about a twist of fate
His shredded character remains
All sought to burn and swiftly end
Yet he persists from autoclave
Turning down a meaningless debate
Sarcastic tongue with wily pen
Smooths the path, a wake revered
So few achieve his place of Zen