Sarcastic Star

Ok, you humans down there, making wishes on us stars
with “Wish I may, wish I might, have the wish I wish tonight.”
Who the heck do you people think you are?
Why are you writing poems all the time like “Star Light, Star Bright”?
Of COURSE, we’re bright and a heck of a lot brighter than YOU.
Is sitting around making wishes all you can do?
Even waiting around to see which one of us will fall? The gall!
Good grief, you’d think to see a shooting star is the greatest thing of all!

Where did you come up with “count your lucky stars,” you dimwits?
You would die a billion deaths before you finished counting my friends and me.
I get laughs hearing your gaffes, but other than that, MY life is the pits!
I wish for YOU to make ME into a MOVIE star. I’d be a diva for an eternity!
Then I could really live it up in style, like you glitzy dolts down below.
Yeah, and keep “reaching for the stars.” Let’s see how THAT goes.

July 1, 2020 for Nina Parmenter's You Are A Star Poetry Contest
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Michael Avatar
July 18, 2020 at 12:24 PM
What's wrong with that star...certainly not having a bright day...Well done...great idea
Mishra Avatar
July 9, 2020 at 1:26 AM
Lol loved this rib tickling muse of yours Andrea. This star surely needs a break from human expectations and your words express it skillfully. Congratulations on your win! :)
Mcgee Avatar
July 8, 2020 at 10:48 PM
Oh, Andrea, this is without a doubt a Star worthy oscar performance. so happy you got a placement so I had a chance to read it since I missed its birth. Congrats!
Roper Avatar
July 8, 2020 at 10:30 PM
Back with congratulations my friend. Hugs Eve
Pigeon Tart Avatar
July 8, 2020 at 6:40 PM
This Is Hilarious! I love it. Congrats on your win Andrea! xomo :)))
Marcum Wong Avatar
July 6, 2020 at 12:51 PM
This poem really made me laugh Andrea. I am certain Nina will love it! I feel it will be a top winner. Thank you for the humor. I am behind reading your poems because of mama drama with my daughter. Blessings xxoo
Roper Avatar
July 3, 2020 at 12:05 AM
This is a strange one, Andrea, someone is venting in the sky. Good luck in the contest. Hugs Eve
Hamilton Avatar
July 2, 2020 at 9:24 PM
Thanks Andrea I needed a laugh today, it takes a certain talent to do these kind of writes, way outta my league!!
Leffanta Avatar
July 2, 2020 at 1:38 PM
Thanks for the laugh! Great attitude! Aloha! Rico
Rodrigues Avatar
July 2, 2020 at 1:25 PM
LOL...must be the star team of Statler and Waldorf, from the high balcony in the sky! (Muppet Show reference)
Rodrigues Avatar
July 10, 2020 at 10:41 AM
Back with congrats!
May Avatar
July 2, 2020 at 9:13 AM
It seems it still liked "Twinkle Twinkle little star", :) Excellent personification Andrea, love the humor
Warrior Avatar
July 2, 2020 at 9:02 AM
Nice tackle on the theme Andrea...best of luck & wishes my friend...^WW^ :o)
Mcintosh Avatar
July 2, 2020 at 6:58 AM
Fun, yes. Enjoyed. Bless you
Pandit Avatar
July 2, 2020 at 6:48 AM
Fun read Andrea--that star has some issues!
Krutsinger Avatar
July 2, 2020 at 2:40 AM
Sarcastic star sounds like a relative I lived with for many many many years. I cannot help wondering if you lived with one like this too. Good luck in the contest Andrea.
Woodrow Avatar
July 2, 2020 at 12:20 AM
Lol! This was a fun read :)
Watt Avatar
July 1, 2020 at 11:55 PM
I can see the writing in the stars, this one will go far! Loved your snarky star personification, Andrea, and all the star clichés that you take down a notch or two. Made me laugh! GL in the contest, my friend.
Boddie Avatar
July 1, 2020 at 10:59 PM
but did you know that you are a star....andrea, the depth of your words is pretty far....as a fan, i hope you never stop....you entice my pen as my jaw drops....from the words you bleed in verse....im a fiend for inspiration, and you quench that thirst....Beautiful write my friend....;)
Boddie Avatar
July 2, 2020 at 11:12 PM
i am nice andrea....sissies are sweet....lol
Dietrich Avatar
July 2, 2020 at 7:25 PM
you sure are sweet, Eric!
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