Risque Poems - Poems about Risque

New farmer whose first name is Guy Confesses he's using AI His cows are sans bulls But for lassies he pulls He uses his todger - AYE AYE!...Read the rest...

I had a dream, it was risqué Read on if you dare I was at a masquerade ball And all there were bare. Except for wearing masks of course No one cared at all Just got on with naked dancing Bouncing...Read the rest...

Away with the fairies No sense in my head “Just feathers and sawdust,” or so my mum said With vacant expression I stared into space She said, “I won’t do much For the human race.” I told her, “I’m thinking.” She said, “About what!” And...Read the rest...

Clover superlative lovers, sprung via same stem Umbrella immunity protects sprites supple Filter purity lacy leaf shade kindly dapples...Read the rest...

Limericks VIII plus one Lead-In Poem Updated Advice to Amorous Bachelors by Michael R. Burch At six-thirty, feeling flirty, I put on the hurdy-gurdy ... But Ms. Purdy, all alert-y, kicked me where I’m sore and hurty. The moral of my story? To avoid a...Read the rest...

Our dearest Betty White, whose credits are long Her sharp wit was always like a risque' song She warmed our hearts every step of the way. Her final bow, we wish she could have stayed. January 8, 2022...Read the rest...

Santa was ‘breaking in’ new Reindeer, but done in his back Doctors tried to repair, but it was well and truly cracked Finished with presents and dolls And no more busting his balls He found a ‘great...Read the rest...

useless she goaded his libido eroded ...Read the rest...

I would like to go to a “Show and Tell” Where the children brought unusual things-- Things their moms said they absolutely could not Take to school and show to their classmates. The toy found under the bed in...Read the rest...

they closed the brothel ...Read the rest...

Limericks VII - Naughty, Bawdy, Risque, Absurd There continue to be modern sequels of the famous "Nantucket" limericks, including this bawdy one of mine: There was a lewd whore from Nantucket who intended to pee in a bucket; but...Read the rest...

How high can it go Before showing that’s low How big of a scoop Without showing too much Cover it all up In a layer of smoke Wrap it so tight That it all is in sight Wasn’t for string There wouldn’t be a...Read the rest...

The redness that caused me agitation; being cancerous was an aberration. A letter stated it’s lipstick, that smudged on my dipstick, so deeply regret my amputation....Read the rest...

crimson stilettos mini skirt, fishnet stockings fantasy attire...Read the rest...

Even in the saddest parts of her, she glowed. She was standing still at a crossroad. No one understood who she was at heart. Her madness pulled her and others apart. She was standing still at a crossroad. A grin...Read the rest...