Risque Poems - Poems about Risque

My salt and pepper shakers were risqué Shaking their booties night and day I told my husband to put them away It was his mother who thought they were gay I brought my boss home for dinner last Tuesday Those nasty shakers were dirty dancing away I said to my husband please take them to Kay That is his mother, who thought...

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Loo humour it is my forte Risqué rhymes, I’ll write night and day I’ve finished next book Will you dare to look It’s naughty – that’s all I will say! ...

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Gush Potatoes 2 cups of sour cream 5 Tablespoons horseradish 1?2 cup of white cheddar 1 Cup of grated parmesan heavy cream 3 tablespoons of lemon juice 1 tablespoon of lemon zest 1 Tablespoon of red pepper flakes 1 teaspoon of of fish stock 4 cloves of minced garlic 4 green onions 1/2 cup of minced herbs ( thyme, rosemary,, parsley, dill,oregeno and tarragon) 2 grated hard boiled...

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New farmer whose first name is Guy Confesses he's using AI His cows are sans bulls But for lassies he pulls He uses his todger - AYE AYE!...

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I had a dream, it was risqué Read on if you dare I was at a masquerade ball And all there were bare. Except for wearing masks of course No one cared at all Just got on with naked dancing Bouncing round the hall. The funny part was when they parked Backsides on a pew When they came to stand up again The...

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Away with the fairies No sense in my head “Just feathers and sawdust,” or so my mum said With vacant expression I stared into space She said, “I won’t do much For the human race.” I told her, “I’m thinking.” She said, “About what!” And I said, “Your sister, Aunt Maisie is HOT!” I think I’m in danger of a sore behind My mum said, “She’s too old, and you’re...

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Clover superlative lovers, sprung via same stem Umbrella immunity protects sprites supple Filter purity lacy leaf shade kindly dapples them Desiree samples pitchfork debauch, spicy morsel ...

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Limericks VIII plus one Lead-In Poem Updated Advice to Amorous Bachelors by Michael R. Burch At six-thirty, feeling flirty, I put on the hurdy-gurdy ... But Ms. Purdy, all alert-y, kicked me where I’m sore and hurty. The moral of my story? To avoid a fate as gory, flirt with gals a bit more whore-y! Mating Calls by Michael R. Burch 1. Nine-thirty? Feeling flirty (and, indeed, a bit dirty), I...

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Our dearest Betty White, whose credits are long Her sharp wit was always like a risque' song She warmed our hearts every step of the way. Her final bow, we wish she could have stayed. January 8, 2022...

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Santa was ‘breaking in’ new Reindeer, but done in his back Doctors tried to repair, but it was well and truly cracked Finished with presents and dolls And no more busting his balls He found a ‘great niche’ down the sperm bank, emptying his sack I Need a Good Laugh: XMAS LIMERICK CONTEST Sponsored by: Andrea Dietrich 12/15/21...

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useless she goaded his libido eroded feeling outmoded two blue pills locked...

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I would like to go to a “Show and Tell” Where the children brought unusual things-- Things their moms said they absolutely could not Take to school and show to their classmates. The toy found under the bed in their parent’s room, Or the balloon in the neat cellophane package? Or a recording of bizarre sounds in the night That kept...

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they closed the brothel to open a bakery ...

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Limericks VII - Naughty, Bawdy, Risque, Absurd There continue to be modern sequels of the famous "Nantucket" limericks, including this bawdy one of mine: There was a lewd whore from Nantucket who intended to pee in a bucket; but being a man she missed the damn can and her rattled john fled, crying: "f**k it!" —Variation on a classic limerick by Michael...

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Merriment winds dapple bouncing gleeful spots of energetic play when they joy lift her thru childhood perfumed leaves of yesterday. ...

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