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Away with the fairies
No sense in my head
“Just feathers and sawdust,”
or so my mum said
With vacant expression
I stared into space
She said, “I won’t do much
For the human race.”
I told her, “I’m thinking.”
She said, “About what!”
And I said, “Your sister,
Aunt Maisie is HOT!”
I think I’m in danger
of a sore behind
My mum said, “She’s too old,
and you’re not her kind.”
I said, “Mum, just last week,
we went to the zoo.
She said she loves big snakes!
Well, what could I do?”
My mum screeched, “You pervert!
You’re still just a child
You’ve got nothing downstairs
to drive women wild.”
I said, “Keep your hair on.
Your sister likes lads.
And also, she told me…
mine’s bigger than Dad’s.”
Alright kiddos, we are enthused
We're headed for the zoo
Hip, hip, hey, hey; we're greatly amused
They did say, to see the usual -- nothing new
'Cos they'd been there on every free day
too many times, my jaded crew
I'd have to think of something risque
Wave Merlin's wand or try some voodoo...
Well, as we arrived, all the cages flung open
No animals in sight; it sure was bizarre
By now my kidsters were actually hopin'
Visiting loud screams upon a star --
--That I'd let them explore
those open cages bidding us in
So, enter they did and what's more
I went in too! But my silly grin
Soon changed to a frown
The caged doors open no more
~ Trapped in a COVID lockdown!
August 06, 2020
Craziest Time at the ____ Poetry Contest
Sponsor: Caren Krutsinger
"Our differences are like the pieces of a puzzle called life"
Is there a larger purpose for everything? We can all agree
at least for me, I just can’t imagine there not be, on it I fixture
In a puzzle each piece plays an important part in the big picture
We analyze life’s order and disorder and conclude life’s puzzling
We then by nuzzling the piece which doesn’t fit,
go back and try and force it, and that’s when we find
each piece IS unique, and just like puzzle pieces,
our differences may not always fit together perfectly,
still, we create a beautiful picture when we work together
“Ecstasy” was the first film the Austrian Hedy Lamarr starred in
She was the first ever to simulate a climax on screen,
This may NOT seem like an important puzzle piece to many
Banned by Hitler, riskant and although unseen in Germany
Hedy Lamarr was not only a bombshell Hollywood movie star
A technology inventor of frequency hopping, a significant Role in WWII
We spend so much time looking for one specific puzzle piece, when all along
it’s right there in front of us, important women of history, she made
such an impression on me by far! She escaped from Mandl’s grasp
by fleeing to London, where she broke free from ethic and civil strife
I am pleased I found this intriguing part of the puzzle of life!
*Riskant-german-risque
Alone in the dark
Just you and I
Excitement abounding
We use our hands as our eyes
The velvety touch
Of your sweet lips
This flame burns unquenching
It began with a kiss
A moment in time
We wish wouldn't stop
You can't measure love
By the hands of a clock
Unwavering passion
That flows from within
I lust for your body
As we're pressed skin to skin
Exploring each other
As night turns to day
From the sight of your body
My breath goes away
With that look from your eyes
I run my hands through your hair
Kiss the nape of your neck
Then the lobe of your ear
You arch up your back
And exhale with a sigh
As our bodies unite
For the very first time
Through our veins pleasures flow
Like the purest of rains
With ectasy as our guide
We explode like champaign (my substitute for risque line)
Then lie in your arms
Till together we share
Another night full of passion
That can never compare
Ellie was going to play in the World Scrabble
Championships in Thailand but format had changed,
instead of the usual English rules, it was sexual,
all words now were risque' with no decency at all.
She was horrified but somehow still agreed to play,
closed her eyes and wondered what mother might say;
there was still the fifty point bonus for seven letter word,
like 'bollock' which all sounded rather absurd.
There was a triple word score when she put '*****,'
and another bonus for even managing '********,'
double letter score for dumping the 'X' in sex,
there were numerous laughs when she managed 'sucks.'
It wasn't enough, she was just out of her league,
and finally had to give up due to sexual fatigue.
So Risque
Racy
Casey
His Mind’s on the Moon
Spacey
Casey
Great Sprinter
Darter
Carter
Crybaby
Bawlin’
Colin
Always in a Rush
Boltin’
Coltin
Puppies for Sale
Daniel’s
Spaniels
Don’t Cross Him
Callous
Dallas
Witch Doctor
Shaman
Damon
The Manny
Nanny
Danny
The Anti-Hero
Villain
Dylan
To Stop His Slouching
Straighten
Dayton
Wild Child
Feral
Darrell
He Can’t Keep Secrets
Don’t tell
Darnell
Pretty Boy
Bonny
Donny
The Vigorous One
Lusty
Dusty
Out of Practice
Rusty
Dusty
Irritable Grandpa
Crusty
Dusty
Mr. Stability
Steady
Eddy
Sunburned
Red one
Edwin
Always Prepared
Ready
Eddy
Amidst the dense forest
he found rays of light
for the high-wire act
he enacted each night
From the arms of one branch
he leaped, to land in another
Embracing love's chances
in risque romances ...
With dawn, a tiny voice stirred
deep down within him
'It's time to go home
no more this night roam'
Yet the thrill of the high-wire
enticed him to stay
Just one more branch
and he'd call night a day
So he leaped one more time
but missing the arms
Crashed into a trunk
that raised an alarm ...
... in the pale light of dawn
that hung o'er the woods
before his eyes his true wife
~ forsaken, she stood
my Muse and i
i went for proper
grammar instead
of the sonority of
my Muse and me
but back to the
poem if that's what
you want to call it so
my Muse and i
we're texting
about having a
baby but not
just any baby
because
my Muse and i
live far from each
other with only the
occasional cell
conversation but
many emails and
photo sharing
sharing each
other in these
modern times
love will always be
love as long as we
keep sustainability
in our long distance
relationship as long
as we are here for
each other to love
and comfort but
my Muse and i
decided having
a girl would be
best because if
a boy he might
grow up and be
like me and that
i wish upon no
one so on a given
day decided so
decidedly
excitedly
i stopped putting
a condom on my
mouse and now
saw how easy it
was to scroll down
and up her photos
while she stopped
taking the pill and
started popping M
& M's making her
belly big giving the
impression it was
working and in doing
so we started mailing
more and the photos
became more risque
a pirate's rating of
arrr as we now had
come to that point
in time discussing
cyber baby names
and i started stocking
up on ipads for the sure
to be constant changing
but then came the thought
i ought not to have thunk
since it stank of jealousy
but i asked her what about
your teets mainly meaning
her teets and me and that
thing as now i saw it as an
it frankensteinishly pieced
piece by piece and she
began crying and i tried
to appease her sensibilities
but then without word pulled
out
the
USB
cord
Form:
instrumentalists mind, I rested thought
employing it, only when needed
shifting to heart, I became self-taught
gentling touch, voice of conscience heeded
Thomas Jeffrey Hanks was a man of varied pranks
one done on me, he scored, long ere acting repoire
ignorant to his scheme, concluding I'm redeemed
poem he took was mine he gave it to some slime
First slime look slides away, rights to print on display
check at seventies rates, in my hands with the dates
paper signed check now cashed--ten scores, swan dive a
SPLASH (i.e. me'swan song to bellhoppin' Tommy!)
Not an actor yet but a fellow employee
his instruments lack tune, methinks he acts too soon
treasure chests, pirate ships, but today banking trips,
sharp move long-term needy, money a bit noisy
cash smash wallets--purses, but not the dead men curses.
Tom was a man of opportunity, a year older than me, who had hutzpah, but I cannot be like him, which the above phrase describes. When Ron Howard of Happy Days/Opie, was with us for a while--not right then--but Splash, Apollo 13, The Da Vinci ... I would never annoy him and ask him about his conscience--ever. My poem Tom submitted with my Signature of Approval was entitled: "The Collection Plate" and it leaned on laughter. Nothing risque or vulgar--Pastor, Priest, and Rabbi--especially men of the cloth--the magazine that wanted my poem for an upcoming issue, was; "Hustler" late 70s issue unsure of the year, and my title may have to accommodate their subscriber's eyes, but maintain dignity and quality of my poem which I reviewed before release. To the good old days Tom, a man who made dreams come true for me ... and you didn't do too bad yourself ... and btw, it's 1976 because I gave you Cher, and Ron Howard, Cindy Williams ...
Clover superlative lovers, sprung via same stem
Umbrella immunity protects sprites supple
Filter purity lacy leaf shade kindly dapples them
Desiree samples pitchfork debauch, spicy morsel
Charcoal meats mesh ashes as a couple
Ambidextrous temptress directs a dirty rehearsal
Slides snakelike under bellies of cavernous crime
Noir nymph' s naughty retorts immortal
Eclipses mens' deception with suspense sublime
Renee seeps charisma, dripped dagger stalactites
Fever lucid rouge cog spins fire's scorch
Sword slung blood hungry royalty raunchily ignites
Challenges zealous volunteers alter ideal rhythm
Their arteries' iron absorbed easily by hers
Victims slump lethargic in archer's hearty system
Daisy cartwheels through clouds of chaste cherubs
Recklessly devours disappearing desserts
Meringue marries her tongue to immaculate merit
Sunrise serene promise of peace glides with dove
Subtle touch petal's glitter silken sensual
Agitates a fragile ego to dream unconditional love
Virgin indulges a glutton with wedding splendour
Impulsive maid skips in fields plentiful
Expressive poses pollinate their dramatic detour
Reunited trio resplendent, red black white card
Dervish of dizzying seductive curses
Climb dandelion conducted, an angel on guard
26th April
Tantalising Apparitions!