The Whiskey Taster’s Flavor Guide

risque salt and pepper shakers

My salt and pepper shakers were risqué
Shaking their booties night and day
I told my husband to put them away
It was his mother who thought they were gay

I brought my boss home for dinner last Tuesday
Those nasty shakers were dirty dancing away
I said to my husband please take them to Kay
That is his mother, who thought they were gay.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2025

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Rodrigues Avatar
January 18, 2025 at 10:50 AM
LOL! Shake shake…
Krutsinger Avatar
January 19, 2025 at 4:29 AM
And shake we do as long as we still can, right Kim?
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