Randall Poems - Poems about Randall

Fangs for Dinner

...Randall the Rat, had fangs so pearly.

But, his bad temper, sang so surly.

Cat caged, spit out his food!

The Rat raged, shouted...Dude!

Just bite me!...and don't call me Squirrely!

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Randall vs Randall

...what is left of me,
 once you have taken all that I am?
what words are left for me to wallow in
 after you say goodbye?
in who's arm do I find comfort,
 now that mine have been shackled?
how do...

JIMMY

..."WOW; What a task!", I had replied unto mine Master.

He had bid me; "Name Me one good n' pure, of recent human alabaster!"

I searched to n' fro', coast to coast n' 'round th' globe...

Franti...

Awoken

...~Awoken~

Dawn'd 'Pon Me Due Epiphany...
Mine War~Ravaged Heart, 'Tis Fine'ly Set Free!
Tho' Still Care I Hold Fast, For All Of This Earth...
I Must Give Way Th' Labor, That Now Has Begun Mine R...

SHANTA

...Shãnta

On th' night that I saw her...
Darkness had been shunned into day
She turn'd 'round eyes bright enlighten'd...
"Oh, my gosh...Randall, you're here! I can hardly believe it! How are you o...

People Will Talk

...They said she was too hot to handle 

Wore a slip on her date with Randall

When she came in at two

Is when the gossip flew

And became the neighborhood scandal...

An Actor's Life

...At three 'o clock this afternoon,
A shaft of light pierced my room.
Curtains flung back as I arise:
An actor's life I do surmise!

Working halls and live theatre,
Singing songs in every meter.
...

Overzealousness and Assiduousness

...Overzealousness and assiduousness...

now propels yours truly towards restitution
courtesy sophisticated mountebank,
whose criminal mind
filched mine banknotes
rationed for when I exhibit decre...

Scent of a Woman, Scent of a Man, Bawdy and Poop Warning - Now a Collaboration

...Folk purchase this celeb’s new candle
 It’s something my brain cannot handle
 ‘Smells like my v’gina’ 
Could give folk angina
 This fragrance has caused quite a scandal 

Inspire...

As I Sit Here Chilling On My Front Porch, From My New Blog

...My two tribute poems- composed to honor this truly gifted
and totally amazingly brilliant poet…

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(1.)

As I Sit Here Chilling On My Front Porch

 
As I sit here chilling on my front por...

Names and Memory Games

...over the bridge
  to 'western street
&parminters for savoury
    sausage meat

along by
            the slaughterhouse
in silver lane
pop into jones&cocks
  out of the rain

pass the fire-...

Randy Wanted To Be Dashing

...Standing reverent in a dull cast mist
glazing my cheeks while prayers were said
so silent stood at Rand's memorial
My mind dashed to the self-drawn sketch
he staged as "The Youthful Raconteur";
...

The Terrible Tale

...med "Murder Land"
Cried 'n died by each other's hand
Details were as much fancy as they were fact
As was this revengeful ongoing hillbilly pact
Newspapers spun this yarn of "Outlaw Class"
Took over a hundred years for this plague to pass
"Devil Anse" 'n "Randall" were the family foes
Long-living cheek and jowl as legend goes
Cost many a life of wife, son and daughter
Through decades of feuding, senseless slaughter
Some say that they were driven o...

Le Vent En Poupe

...I stood in awe of Cathedral art
When someone expelled a booming fart
Beneath a candle
Was Mrs. Randall
With the notorious Bro. Ken Hart


(Happy Valentine's Day, Jan!)...

Limerick

...There was a young man named Randall
Who's willy resembled a candle
Just last night
His wife set it alight
And now it's too hot too handle!...

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