Promoter Poems

FAR FROM THE MERIDIAN

...I wish death upon pedophiles and rapists.
Some privileged heirs of the Republic of Enlightenment slave-masters are pedophiles, sometimes rapists.
I dream of being the executioner of fanatic terrori...

Little Miss Tour Merch

...
If you want her to merch you? 
You’ve got to earn it.
She doesn’t just wear your shirt,
on her it’s a perfect fit. 

Little Miss Tour Merch,
she’s your top street promoter.
Little Miss Tour ...

Ode to the Sultan of Slights

...
You are a soligaster of the highest order, held in pristine favor by your court.  A wordsmith after Satan’s own heart. 

Champion of Doublespeak, a demonstrative firebrand with a MAGA-phone.  An ...

Ode to the Sultan of Slights

...
You are a soligaster of the highest order, held in pristine favor by your court.  A wordsmith after Satan’s own heart. 

Champion of Doublespeak, a demonstrative firebrand with a MAGA-phone.  An ...

MinceMeat Chronicles RagMag Interview Double Bogey

...I reed-member the time when
we were down ; we were suspended by
the promoter in the South Side League
this guy owned both a Hockey teaam, a Roller Derby Team
and he was a Wrestling Promoter.
I g...

Job Description Board of the Middle East

...Job Description Board of the Middle East 

The Sniper - not Palestinian
The Bomber - not Palestinian
The Thief - not Palestinian
The Terrorist - not Palestinian
The Child Killer - not Pa...

Penelope Percheron

...At popular Pennsylvania State Fair,
ponies were preparing for prissy pony pageant,
promenading ponies' pretty polished hooves,
parading promoter, Percival Poppycock,
promised prize-
pauses, perp...

Antagonistic or Protagonistic

...Extended Cultural Reaches
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They set the standards high
ex...

Guess ah

...A People Power Champion
that how they speak when
most people say his name.
Stormester Amir born in
Mobius Grander(Parts Unknow) once
blacklisted and removed
from active competition made a
worl...

All True Man

...Bhima at Denhegoo
                              from Chump to Champion
                       The Ballad of a Struggling Contender

Fought to hard
to get it
struggled long thyme
to acheive
le...

Fruesen de Minuet Dancer

...Stance Thinclad a lead promoter of Company One Promotions
and  Tensill "Tallcat"Mossinger  of Genere Media Group were
said to have had dealing that were clearly visible to fans and nonfans
of the ...

Tenuto Part 3 Bizznessing

..."once a story  of place were
smiling faces seeked persons
to dance. A clownish smiles just
greeted people to bit the apple
of discord. There men gained a 
consensus to fearlessly resolve
there ...

Forro Part Two Glams and Glamorous

...Former champions (World Heavyweight and Tag Team champions)
were managed by manager Solfege Virtuoso. Trying to regain
their now lossed titles
the manger withdrew them from contention
and disallo...

With Newsome You Lose Some

...

         ....When she gets bored of Mr. Slick 
and wants to have real fun.
You win some you lose some Newssome.
You abuse some,
misuse funds,
talk about appropriations,
self donations,
ina...

'kiss and tell' 4

....

                      ...Ding
          "you have three minutes"
             uttered the promoter

           Ourn eyne were fixed to
                   Each's others
                 whi...

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