Little Miss Tour Merch

If you want her to merch you? You’ve got to earn it. She doesn’t just wear your shirt, on her it’s a perfect fit. Little Miss Tour Merch, she’s your top street promoter. Little Miss Tour Merch, she’s your biggest supporter. No desire to be a roadie, or follow you to the bedroom. She doesn’t just steal your shirt, she inspired the logo. Little Miss Tour Merch, she’s at every show in town. Little Miss Tour Merch, she’s always down to travel. The new chorus the band green lit? Before the full song was rehearsed? She sold it as an anthem. Content in your practice space listening from the corner. She doesn’t just have your heart, she’s the strings on your guitar. Little Miss Tour Merch, everything but sex she’ll do for free. Little Miss Tour Merch, if you want her? Play from the heart. One beat before the melody, for her to merch you? You’ve got to earn it.