Long Promoter Poems

Greetings to those who would willingly seek admission to theater of the absurd. Zoltan Goliath and Otis Trench are masters of the avant-garde genre silent musicals for the imaginary stage, an art form sui generis....

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My favorite radio show
is Wait...Wait, Don't Tell Me!
on NPR near you.

But, it has bothered me,
over the years,
a snagging voice in sign-off background,
threatening the host will see me again next week,
as if that was the answer...

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Born in 2000 he comes from a long line of athletes. His maternal  great great great grandfather was a short stop in the negro leagues. His Paternal great great grand father was a tailback...

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...His performances went for hours,
even when people drifted off,
he’d kept playing in the tavern
regardless of what others thought.

He would wind down like some old clock,
sometime playing straight through the night,
then just stand up and wander...

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Staking Claims: For Yucatec Maya & Native Peoples

The stones of the desert cry with me
They are brothers and sisters, but no bloody kin
New hearts see just cold rocks … no warmth or charity …
Might you...

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" SuperFine" Borrow Quarrious made his debut in a bout against his former tag team partner  "Honey Mambo" Yurts Kussinov. The bout ended when there former manager Caul Fennish interfered using a folding chair...

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we heard the rumors before.
some say we were crazy to
bring it up in conversation.
last week when we went off
the air  we promised a 
contention bout.
Live and in color the following
week, we came on air:...

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An a show! Bravo we applauded. We
see past the befores' and look toward 
the nextes': we thought it was one of
 those nights. Durning the main attraction
most who were interested stopped and
went out and became...

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The Newly United Worlds Champion: I signed a contract weeks ago thinking I would be champion by the time this bout came along. The former champion
Kata fought his way into contention and demanded me, he...

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Worth and numbers rarely go hand in hand.
Producing seeds which will rot and be eaten by the locust 
makes barrenness a special kind of blessing.
So pay attention and lend me your mind oh child
b'cos from...

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         ....When she gets bored of Mr. Slick 
and wants to have real fun.
You win some you lose some Newssome.
You abuse some,
misuse funds,
talk about appropriations,
self donations,
inappropriate grooming...

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My cousin Mike asked my dad, “can Bill stay”?
“It’s fine with me if your dad says okay.”
“If Bill will work to earn spending money
a couple of days, harvesting honey.”

We worked two half-days it wasn’t that...

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We've all arrived at the point of our 
homecoming and have come to realize
That life can be a stumbling block or
a stepping stone towards the heavenly prize
And our departure our homegoing 
will surely come one...

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Deep and Shallow he speaks of Wrestling with his own interest in mind he said of his the coompanies champion. Far from the ways of Competitive Sports Wrestling. Thats the staement that got managemnt wanting...

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Former champions (World Heavyweight and Tag Team champions)
were managed by manager Solfege Virtuoso. Trying to regain
their now lossed titles
the manger withdrew them from contention
and disallowed their return match clauses.
He fired them and replaced them with...

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"once a story  of place were
smiling faces seeked persons
to dance. A clownish smiles just
greeted people to bit the apple
of discord. There men gained a 
consensus to fearlessly resolve
there differences
and mold there passions of revenge
into...

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The Blipe'n: Blippers Made there debut in a six man tagteam amtch
against the current champions. It was billed and Promoted as a six man tag. But one member of the World champions (tagteamchamp"s partner) refused...

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The referee stopped the bout@8:05 and awards
The winfall to " Bester"  Bully Thurston. the winner
Of this match and still your Independent All Pro
World's heavyweight Champion, Bester Bully Thurston
(Announcer) you heard ladies and gentlemen, Bester...

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Another year is drawing to a close.
			I sit alone reflecting on the life
			I've loved and cherished for these many days
			recalling every cause of joy and strife.

			I think of all those walks I take near home
			and...

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Poetry Soup

Here in this soup 
We have many ingredients
And we need them all
It's the unknown blend of spice
That fills the soul with comfort
Many voices that seek to be heard
With many coming to read a poem...

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When people lost interest in the 
American Pennant Championship
a Brazilian promoter allowed
20 men into his company
to help him restore
value to the now
devalued strap.
He promoted 
 " The Fair Day Extravaganza"
he said the winner
would be determined...

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A triggered intention to delay the sobriety. This has become her daily intention. Suicidal note helps her cope. Manic depression and a drug seeking obsession filled with no hope. The new malicious promoter is now...

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Stance Thinclad a lead promoter of Company One Promotions
and  Tensill "Tallcat"Mossinger  of Genere Media Group were
said to have had dealing that were clearly visible to fans and nonfans
of the Mat Game. The Pro...

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Autumn, O Autumn, I have always loved you.
Please forgive me if I've not told you so.
From childhood, you have been most special.
Back then, you signaled cessation from labor;
Farm labor that was very hard, hot, and...

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they heard him asking for a
loser leave town match,
they made sure to include in the contract
that, by reason of each persons dignity
certain measure can be agreed upon
for the departure of the loser.
someone mentioned
to make the...

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