Ode to the Sultan of Slights

You are a soligaster of the highest order, held in pristine favor by your court. A wordsmith after Satan’s own heart. Champion of Doublespeak, a demonstrative firebrand with a MAGA-phone. An artful dodger, complete with chaotic DOGE. Delusions more grandiose than Bonaparte, crowned King of Deception you be a celebrated charlatan who follies in the scam. Hats off to the Misleader of the Free World, ‘Trumping’ reality in monolith farce filled fallacies, fabulously flaunting fake. Protagonists of propaganda. Promoter of pandemonium. You thrive in ‘Mythomania’ unraveling truths with charismatic flare. Purveyor of provocation. Pestilence peddling Prince of Calamity. May you find solace amongst the shameless.