Poos Poems - Poems about Poos

...outside, I usually I keep my stegosaurus Wild Willie hidden, but if I shriek he comes at a gallop, feeling validated and bidden. Police have come twice, called by my neighbor Sam, who is full of f......

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...THE WOMAN WHO COULD EAT WOOD Who defied science? The Woman Who Could Eat Wood had. How and why at first no doctor could say to her mom and dad. Years later the doctors had discovered tha......

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...The twins will soon be here, And Harvey will have two more cousins, That much is clear, But what will they make of Harvey, When he comes to welcome them at their new home. Will they think he ......

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...The juices are flowing Out my butt it’s flowing The stink surely is growing The end is near i am hoping The poos are floating As they keep going I begin to wonder will it ever stop exploding F......

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...Blessed sanctuary of all poos tidy bowl king is honored 9-29-23......

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...My Mate Pete, he loved to have a drink and this led him to cause the world's biggest stink. He used to work in a factory that made joke shop supplies things like whoopee cushions, doggie poos and ......

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...I have to admit I’ve got a confession About my unhealthy obsession Other kids love pop stars with all their heart For me it’s the Bristol Stool chart There’s seven different types of poo With ......

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...Birth O, JOY Baby boy It walks and talks Never screams or squawks It ......

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...Birthday Double Tetractys for Eve To our friend Eve Roper: valued poet every poem from her artistic hand Reads like a painting looks - inspired! Usin......

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...It's nearly time for PMQs Said Boris, and I've blocked the bog With one of my enormous poos It's nearly time for PMQ's It's hard to verbally abuse The opposition when your log Is staring at you......

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...Cockapoos, Labradoodles, Cavapoos and Oodle Spoodles, Sprockerpoos, Irish Troodles, Maltipoos or simply Schnoodles Multitudes of deviant Doodles, Poos and cute expensive Toodles, Consequenc......

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...GIRAFFATACK In treetops high up Spot victims, raises up neck ~ Pow! Eats shoots, then leaves MONKEY SHINES Who is watching who? Monkey makes a fool of you ......

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...Are witches real, I mean those that cast spells Only referring to those that in dark castles dwell Not talking silly witchcraft About those in movies cast But real witchy-poos that remind......

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...They pursued it with vigor, they pursued it with crass They hunted with valor and hope They proceeded with a dose of good Knightly sass They chased it with tackle and rope Now King Arthur decla......

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...Who is watching who? Monkey makes a fool of you ~ First he pees, then poos.......

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