Poos Poems - Poems about Poos

...Blessed sanctuary of all poos tidy bowl king is honored 9-29-23......Read the rest...

...My Mate Pete, he loved to have a drink and this led him to cause the world's biggest stink. He used to work in a factory that made joke shop supplies things like whoopee cushions, doggie poos and ......Read the rest...

...I have to admit I’ve got a confession About my unhealthy obsession Other kids love pop stars with all their heart For me it’s the Bristol Stool chart There’s seven different types of poo With ......Read the rest...

...Birth O, JOY Baby boy It walks and talks Never screams or squawks It ......Read the rest...

...Birthday Double Tetractys for Eve To our friend Eve Roper: valued poet every poem from her artistic hand Reads like a painting looks - inspired! Usin......Read the rest...

...It's nearly time for PMQs Said Boris, and I've blocked the bog With one of my enormous poos It's nearly time for PMQ's It's hard to verbally abuse The opposition when your log Is staring at you......Read the rest...

...Cockapoos, Labradoodles, Cavapoos and Oodle Spoodles, Sprockerpoos, Irish Troodles, Maltipoos or simply Schnoodles Multitudes of deviant Doodles, Poos and cute expensive Toodles, Consequenc......Read the rest...

...GIRAFFATACK In treetops high up Spot victims, raises up neck ~ Pow! Eats shoots, then leaves MONKEY SHINES Who is watching who? Monkey makes a fool of you ......Read the rest...

...Are witches real, I mean those that cast spells Only referring to those that in dark castles dwell Not talking silly witchcraft About those in movies cast But real witchy-poos that remind......Read the rest...

...They pursued it with vigor, they pursued it with crass They hunted with valor and hope They proceeded with a dose of good Knightly sass They chased it with tackle and rope Now King Arthur decla......Read the rest...

...Who is watching who? Monkey makes a fool of you ~ First he pees, then poos.......Read the rest...

...The rules for being a nursie poo is simply this You must be efficient as well as a delicious dish Plain Janes need not apply Must be pleasing to the eye To be fawned over and cuddled is e......Read the rest...

...It was the best of poos, It was the worst of poos. Restroom, oh Restroom, Wherefore art thou Restroom? Momma says poo is like a box of chocolates: You never know what you're going to get. ......Read the rest...

... Return of the Kung Poo Masters Spring came around the bend As YES, Dragon is at it again My roses have compost more regular than rain As, Dragon goes at it, claiming its Zen Yep, H......Read the rest...

...A curious bee and a silly wasp were stuck in a cup of pee The two insects begged the old man to set them free “I don’t want to die” cried the poor pathetic bee The ridiculous wasp said “I am tryin......Read the rest...