Best Poos Poems

When your sittin' in your chair
With nothing else to do 
Just think what if
A monkey had to poo
 
Would he sit and push it out
Or...

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It was the best of poos,
It was the worst of poos.

Restroom, oh Restroom,
Wherefore art thou Restroom?

Momma says poo is like a box of chocolates:
You never...

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The rules for being a nursie poo is simply this
You must be efficient as well as a delicious dish
Plain Janes need not apply
Must be pleasing...

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Are witches real, I mean those that cast spells
Only referring to those that in dark castles dwell
Not talking silly witchcraft
About those in movies cast
But real...

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They pursued it with vigor, they pursued it with crass
They hunted with valor and hope
They proceeded with a dose of good Knightly sass
They chased it...

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Birthday Double Tetractys for Eve

To
our friend
Eve Roper:
valued poet
every poem from her artistic hand
Reads like a painting looks - inspired! Using
only words that
proclaim her
essence:
real.

Birthday Limerick for...

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I have to admit I’ve got a confession
About my unhealthy obsession
Other kids love pop stars with all their heart
For me it’s the Bristol Stool chart

There’s...

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Return of the Kung Poo Masters


Spring came around the bend
As YES, Dragon is at it again
My roses have compost more regular than rain
As, Dragon goes...

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A curious bee and a silly wasp were stuck in a cup of pee
The two insects begged the old man to set them free
“I don’t...

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It's nearly time for PMQs
Said Boris, and I've blocked the bog
With one of my enormous poos
It's nearly time for PMQ's
It's hard to verbally abuse
The opposition...

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Who is watching who?

  Monkey makes a fool of you

    ~ First he pees, then poos....

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GIRAFFATACK
   In treetops high up
     Spot victims, raises up neck
       ~ Pow! Eats...

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Birth
                        ...

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Cockapoos, Labradoodles, 
Cavapoos and Oodle Spoodles,
Sprockerpoos, Irish Troodles, 
Maltipoos or simply Schnoodles

Multitudes of deviant Doodles,
Poos and cute expensive Toodles,
Consequences of canoodles 
Carried out with hoochey...

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My Mate Pete, he loved to have a drink
and this led him to cause the world's biggest stink.
He used to work in a factory that...

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