Best Poos Poems

When your sittin' in your chair
With nothing else to do 
Just think what if
A monkey had to poo
 
Would he sit and push it out
Or leave it in to stay
But if he were to do that
Would it really go away
 
Does he have a potty
Or...

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It was the best of poos,
It was the worst of poos.

Restroom, oh Restroom,
Wherefore art thou Restroom?

Momma says poo is like a box of chocolates:
You never know what you're going to get.

NO SINGLE-PLY EVERRRR!!!!!!

Frankly, my poo, I don't give a damn!

Please, sir, may I have some...

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The rules for being a nursie poo is simply this
You must be efficient as well as a delicious dish
Plain Janes need not apply
Must be pleasing to the eye
To be fawned over and cuddled is every man's wish!...

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Are witches real, I mean those that cast spells
Only referring to those that in dark castles dwell
Not talking silly witchcraft
About those in movies cast
But real witchy-poos that remind us of hell...

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