Short Poos Poems
Short Poos Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Poos by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Poos by length and keyword.
Bathrooms
Blessed sanctuary of all poos tidy bowl king is honored
9-29-23...
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Categories:
poos, fun,
Form:
Senryu
Monkey Shines
Who is watching who?
Monkey makes a fool of you
~ First he pees, then poos....
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Categories:
poos, animal, perspective, silly,
Form:
Haiku
Witchy Poos
Are witches real, I mean those that cast spells
Only referring to those that in dark castles dwell
Not talking silly witchcraft
About those in movies cast
But real witchy-poos that remind us of hell...
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Categories:
poos, allusion,
Form:
Limerick
Nursie Poos
The rules for being a nursie poo is simply this
You must be efficient as well as a delicious dish
Plain Janes need not apply
Must be pleasing to the eye
To be fawned over and cuddled is every man's wish!...
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Categories:
poos, health,
Form:
Limerick
Designer Dogs
Cockapoos, Labradoodles,
Cavapoos and Oodle Spoodles,
Sprockerpoos, Irish Troodles,
Maltipoos or simply Schnoodles
Multitudes of deviant Doodles,
Poos and cute expensive Toodles,
Consequences of canoodles
Carried out with hoochey Poodles...
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Categories:
poos, dog, fun, word play,
Form:
Rhyme
The Bee and the Wasp
A curious bee and a silly wasp were stuck in a cup of pee
The two insects begged the old man to set them free
“I don’t want to die” cried the poor pathetic bee
The ridiculous wasp said “I am trying to flee, help!”
Hours later, two tiny poos were floating in the acidic pee...
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Categories:
poos, animals
Form:
Limerick
In Which Boris Takes Pmqs In the Toilet At Downing Street
It's nearly time for PMQs
Said Boris, and I've blocked the bog
With one of my enormous poos
It's nearly time for PMQ's
It's hard to verbally abuse
The opposition when your log
Is staring at you. PMQs
Said Boris, and I've blocked the bog
© Gail Foster 18th November 2020...
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Categories:
poos, angst, celebrity, england, natural disasters, political, satire,
Form:
Triolet
Smiles and Coos
Birth
O, JOY
Baby boy
It walks and talks
Never screams or squawks
It smiles and coos
Makes firm poos
Sleeps well ~
Too...
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Categories:
poos, baby, boy, sleep, smile,
Form:
Ninette
I got the runs
The juices are flowing
Out my butt it’s flowing
The stink surely is growing
The end is near i am hoping
The poos are floating
As they keep going
I begin to wonder will it ever stop exploding
For the pain has me moaning
On my phone diagnosing
The research is undergoing
My ignorance is showing
For I don’t know why my butt is unloading
The doctor call i continue postponing
As my juices stay a flowing…...
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Categories:
poos, anxiety, dark, emotions, flying, food, how i
Form:
Free verse
Four Humorous Haikus-- 3 Reposts
GIRAFFATACK
In treetops high up
Spot victims, raises up neck
~ Pow! Eats shoots, then leaves
MONKEY SHINES
Who is watching who?
Monkey makes a fool of you
~ First it pees, then poos
RATTJLE SNAKE
Beware Mister Snake
Poisonous tail, rattle and shake
~ Man, your life's at stake!
JUNGLE NEWS
Dozens are crying
Maimed creatures lay dying
~ Snarfed by a lion...
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Categories:
poos, animal, humorous,
Form:
Haiku