Long Poos Poems
Long Poos Poems. Below are the most popular long Poos by PoetrySoup Members. You can search for long Poos poems by poem length and keyword.
The Poo Poo BirdThey pursued it with vigor, they pursued it with crass
They hunted with valor and hope
They proceeded with a dose of good Knightly sass
They chased it with tackle and rope
Now King Arthur declared in a boisterous...
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Categories:
poos, abortion, adventure, funny, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
THE WOMAN WHO COULD EAT WOOD Part 1, from THE WOMAN WHO COULD EAT WOODTHE WOMAN WHO COULD EAT WOOD
Who defied science?
The Woman Who Could Eat Wood had.
How and why at first no doctor could say
to her mom and dad.
Years later the doctors had discovered that after...
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Categories:
poos, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
What will the twins think of HarveyThe twins will soon be here,
And Harvey will have two more cousins,
That much is clear,
But what will they make of Harvey,
When he comes to welcome them at their new home.
Will they think he is...
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Categories:
poos, appreciation, baby, baptism, bible, caregiving, childhood, cousin,
Form:
Didactic
Stinky PeteMy Mate Pete, he loved to have a drink
and this led him to cause the world's biggest stink.
He used to work in a factory that made joke shop supplies
things like whoopee cushions, doggie poos and...
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Categories:
poos, drink, friendship, hero, humorous, nonsense, silly, wind,
Form:
Rhyme
Return of the Kung Poo Masters
Return of the Kung Poo Masters
Spring came around the bend
As YES, Dragon is at it again
My roses have compost more regular than rain
As, Dragon goes at it, claiming its Zen
Yep, He’s dumping his loads as...
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Categories:
poos, fantasy, fun, funny, giggle, happiness, happy, imagination,
Form:
Light Verse
I Heart My Stool ChartI have to admit I’ve got a confession
About my unhealthy obsession
Other kids love pop stars with all their heart
For me it’s the Bristol Stool chart
There’s seven different types of poo
With pictures that give me a...
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Categories:
poos, childhood, feelings, fun, giggle, growing up, kid,
Form:
Rhyme
Wild Willie my Stegosaurusoutside, I usually I keep my stegosaurus Wild Willie hidden,
but if I shriek he comes at a gallop, feeling validated and bidden.
Police have come twice, called by my neighbor Sam, who is full of...
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Categories:
poos, 3rd grade, 4th grade, 5th grade, 6th
Form:
Rhyme
Tail of PoosIt was the best of poos,
It was the worst of poos.
Restroom, oh Restroom,
Wherefore art thou Restroom?
Momma says poo is like a box of chocolates:
You never know what you're going to get.
NO SINGLE-PLY EVERRRR!!!!!!
Frankly, my poo,...
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Categories:
poos, fun, silly,
Form:
Free verse
Happy Birthday Eve and JanBirthday Double Tetractys for Eve
To
our friend
Eve Roper:
valued poet
every poem from her artistic hand
Reads like a painting looks - inspired! Using
only words that
proclaim her
essence:
real.
Birthday Limerick for Jan
Jan Allison, born on this day
always knows just the right...
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Categories:
poos, birthday,
Form:
Acrostic
If a Monkey Poos On YouWhen your sittin' in your chair
With nothing else to do
Just think what if
A monkey had to poo
Would he sit and push it out
Or leave it in to stay
But if he were to do...
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Categories:
poos, funny
Form:
I do not know?