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Premium Member The Poo Poo Bird
They pursued it with vigor, they pursued it with crass
They hunted with valor and hope
They proceeded with a dose of good Knightly sass
They chased it with tackle and rope

Now King Arthur declared in a boisterous...

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Categories: poos, abortion, adventure, funny, humor,
Form: Rhyme



THE WOMAN WHO COULD EAT WOOD Part 1, from THE WOMAN WHO COULD EAT WOOD
THE WOMAN WHO COULD EAT WOOD


Who defied science?
The Woman Who Could Eat Wood had. 
How and why at first no doctor could say
to her mom and dad. 

Years later the doctors had discovered that after...

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Categories: poos, humor,
Form: Rhyme
What will the twins think of Harvey
The twins will soon be here, 
And Harvey will have two more cousins,
That much is clear,
But what will they make of Harvey,
When he comes to welcome them at their new home.

Will they think he is...

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Categories: poos, appreciation, baby, baptism, bible, caregiving, childhood, cousin,
Form: Didactic
Stinky Pete
My Mate Pete, he loved to have a drink
and this led him to cause the world's biggest stink.
He used to work in a factory that made joke shop supplies
things like whoopee cushions, doggie poos and...

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Categories: poos, drink, friendship, hero, humorous, nonsense, silly, wind,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Return of the Kung Poo Masters
Return of the Kung Poo Masters


Spring came around the bend
As YES, Dragon is at it again
My roses have compost more regular than rain
As, Dragon goes at it, claiming its Zen
Yep, He’s dumping his loads as...

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Categories: poos, fantasy, fun, funny, giggle, happiness, happy, imagination,
Form: Light Verse



I Heart My Stool Chart
I have to admit I’ve got a confession
About my unhealthy obsession
Other kids love pop stars with all their heart
For me it’s the Bristol Stool chart

There’s seven different types of poo
With pictures that give me a...

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Categories: poos, childhood, feelings, fun, giggle, growing up, kid,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Wild Willie my Stegosaurus
outside, I usually I keep my stegosaurus Wild Willie hidden,
but if I shriek  he comes at a gallop, feeling validated and bidden.
Police have come twice, called by my neighbor Sam, who is full of...

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Categories: poos, 3rd grade, 4th grade, 5th grade, 6th
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Tail of Poos
It was the best of poos,
It was the worst of poos.

Restroom, oh Restroom,
Wherefore art thou Restroom?

Momma says poo is like a box of chocolates:
You never know what you're going to get.

NO SINGLE-PLY EVERRRR!!!!!!

Frankly, my poo,...

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Categories: poos, fun, silly,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Happy Birthday Eve and Jan
Birthday Double Tetractys for Eve

To
our friend
Eve Roper:
valued poet
every poem from her artistic hand
Reads like a painting looks - inspired! Using
only words that
proclaim her
essence:
real.

Birthday Limerick for Jan

Jan Allison, born on this day
always knows just the right...

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© John Watt  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: poos, birthday,
Form: Acrostic
If a Monkey Poos On You
When your sittin' in your chair
With nothing else to do 
Just think what if
A monkey had to poo
 
Would he sit and push it out
Or leave it in to stay
But if he were to do...

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© Lisa Mook  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: poos, funny
Form: I do not know?

Book: Reflection on the Important Things