If a Monkey Poos On You

When your sittin' in your chair
With nothing else to do 
Just think what if
A monkey had to poo
 
Would he sit and push it out
Or leave it in to stay
But if he were to do that
Would it really go away
 
Does he have a potty
Or a designated tree
Maybe it's the same place
He goes to take a pee
 
Possibly he has a spot
A place where he can go
After all this research
I guess we'll never know
 
While your sitting in you chair
Looking good as dead
Think about what if
A monkey poos on your head...
Copyright © | Year Posted 2009

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Ten Eyck Avatar
January 29, 2009 at 7:06 AM
I think about this all the time. I am going to invent a hat that is monkey poo proof and sell it on ebay. I like this little ditty made me smile. Love, Josh
Knowles Avatar
January 27, 2009 at 6:57 PM
lol this is odd but incredibly funny, nice job....Livyyy
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