If a Monkey Poos On You

When your sittin' in your chair With nothing else to do Just think what if A monkey had to poo Would he sit and push it out Or leave it in to stay But if he were to do that Would it really go away Does he have a potty Or a designated tree Maybe it's the same place He goes to take a pee Possibly he has a spot A place where he can go After all this research I guess we'll never know While your sitting in you chair Looking good as dead Think about what if A monkey poos on your head...