Tail of Poos

It was the best of poos, It was the worst of poos. Restroom, oh Restroom, Wherefore art thou Restroom? Momma says poo is like a box of chocolates: You never know what you're going to get. NO SINGLE-PLY EVERRRR!!!!!! Frankly, my poo, I don't give a damn! Please, sir, may I have some more toilet paper? Fasten your seat belts! It's going to be a flatulent night! I love the smell of well formed poo in the morning -- smells like victory! Nobody puts Baby in the corner stall! Shut up you idiot, I wasn't dancing! I was trying not to poo myself!!!! It might be a tumor. It's not a tumor kid!!!! I'm just trying to poo!!! You can't handle the poop!!! Two roads diverged in a restroom, and I, I took the one less taken. And that has made all the difference.