Pooh Pooh Poems - Poems about Pooh Pooh

art is my haven

...art is my haven
my sanctuary
my mood saver
my joy

my love for it cannot be conveyed in words
the right ones have not been invented
I adore creating something out of my imagination
there is s...

words give me a kick

...Words are fun, they give me a kick
Vomit, pooh pooh, manure, ick!
Some bounce like a grasshopper’s pogo stick
Others are greasy, grimy, slimy, sticky, sick
Z words are rare, as are words that bei...

Stripe of a Different Color

...there once was a skunk named Pepé Le Pew
when he came near, well, everyone knew
	Penelope, his chérie
	to her, he was smelly
odorous advances met pooh pooh!...

Help Doctor Nwaegerue Fight Cancer

...Doctor to hail for my not being down,
Close to thirty years for my breakdown:
My biggest catch through a brother mate,
Whose only word for him is first rate...

Now exchanging blows with Prostra...

Grinch: Supervillain

...The cruelest of all villains lives on Mount Crumpit
for when it comes to Christmas, he says, "Dump it!"
He keeps trying to "Pooh pooh" that sacred holiday,
but so far everyone's efforts have kept him at bay.

Oh, he's a real mean one, that monster, Mr. Grinch
A devilish fiend that I would love to catch and lynch
I'd ...

Curmudgeon

...I’ve somehow become a curmudgeon.
Before you pooh-pooh and go judgin,’
Just wait ‘til your age
Hits the outmoded stage
Yet from all you believe you’re not budgin.’

I take note of the way peopl...

Roses Are Red Collab-26

...These Limericks were written by many different PS poets who are all remaining anonymous.  If you would like to add one of your own and remain anonymous send it to my soup mail. Enjoy!

Roses are re...

Spam

...I’ve never tasted Spam before
And don’t intend to do it,
Although, unless I try, I know
That I should not pooh-pooh it.

I wouldn’t even think of Spam,
The food that I am scorning,
If not for ...

Poo-Bah Pooh-Pooh

...Donald Trump was counting his toes
(Which never once smelled like a rose)
The Devil appeared
And just as he feared
Nothing grew as fast as Trump's nose!...

Hey, Scott Pruitt

...Hey, Scott Pruitt!*
We all knew it
Soon would come to this.

Rumors flew; it
Seemed you blew it.
Truth you would dismiss.

Anger’d brew; it
Looked like, “Screw it!”
Were the words you’d his...

Bully-Proofing Your Life

...My friend told me that she said that I was a pooh pooh butt.
Who told you?
My friend said that he was talking about my mama.
Your mama is wonderful.
Is it possible they were saying something good...

As You Sleep, Little One

...Ripples ladened with slow songs

are the blinks of your sleepy eyelashes

lashing me for sold innocence

and for feeding dreams with the putrid meat of wrongs.




The past is beautiful in...

A Giggle Degree From Mit

...Somedays it takes great intestinal fortitude
Just remember, you're the one in control of your mood
Chose to be happy each day
And happy all day you will stay
Have a Giggle Degree from MIT...

Big Picture

...Miniature beginnings are the scaffolding to mightiness
      Just a pinch of yeast puffs up the dough
      And little stars still light up big skies
  
       No matter where you are "on the tot...

The Truth Is Here Somewhere :2: Echo Poem

...An Echo Poem

Original: If I Kissed It - Poem by Brian Johnston

If I kissed it, would that make it better? 
Are you needing much more than a friend? 
Would it help if I held you so deep in my ...

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