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A Wise Old Owl

You can never fool this mangy old dude A wise old owl you should never pooh pooh Can recite the alphabet Backwards no sweat While standing in line at MacDonald's totally nude

Copyright © | Year Posted 2016




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Date: 11/22/2016 9:30:00 AM
Hi! I just read your poetry A Wise Old Owl and while reading got a chuckle from reading your poem. Hugs.
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Darlene De Beaulieu
Date: 11/23/2016 5:53:00 PM
Does that count?
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Darlene De Beaulieu
Date: 11/23/2016 5:53:00 PM
Just wondering. Hugs
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Jack Ellison
Date: 11/23/2016 8:56:00 AM
Well not TOTALLY nude... I was wearing a baseball cap on backwards! LOL Love, Jack xxx
Date: 10/15/2016 9:51:00 AM
Jack is feeling blue//and the Jays are too//they'll bounce back//just like Jack// maybe in tutu / (disclaimer: I wrote about the Jays to avoid thinking about Jackson standing in McDuck's totally nude!)
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Jack Ellison
Date: 10/16/2016 6:07:00 AM
BOO HISS!!! My world has come crashing down! Jays down by 2 game!!! :(
Date: 10/14/2016 3:52:00 PM
I ordered myself a couple big macs...my lady told me id have a heart attack...tasted so sweet...heavenly meat...her words came true when I saw naked ol Jack
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Jack Ellison
Date: 10/16/2016 6:04:00 AM
As I told Daniel... I'm quite an adonis in the nude! Want me to send you a picture???
Date: 10/14/2016 8:37:00 AM
I'm trying real hard not to draw that mental picture, Jack:)
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Jack Ellison
Date: 10/16/2016 6:03:00 AM
Adonis... girls classify me as a hunk!!! (a hunk of %&$#^%)