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A Wise Old Owl

You can never fool this mangy old dude A wise old owl you should never pooh pooh Can recite the alphabet Backwards no sweat While standing in line at MacDonald's totally nude

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Darlene De Beaulieu

Date: 11/22/2016 9:30:00 AM

Hi! I just read your poetry A Wise Old Owl and while reading got a chuckle from reading your poem. Hugs.

Darlene De Beaulieu
Date: 11/23/2016 5:53:00 PM

Does that count?

Darlene De Beaulieu
Date: 11/23/2016 5:53:00 PM

Just wondering. Hugs

Jack Ellison
Date: 11/23/2016 8:56:00 AM

Well not TOTALLY nude... I was wearing a baseball cap on backwards! LOL Love, Jack xxx

Lim'Rik Flats

Date: 10/15/2016 9:51:00 AM

Jack is feeling blue//and the Jays are too//they'll bounce back//just like Jack// maybe in tutu / (disclaimer: I wrote about the Jays to avoid thinking about Jackson standing in McDuck's totally nude!)

Jack Ellison
Date: 10/16/2016 6:07:00 AM

BOO HISS!!! My world has come crashing down! Jays down by 2 game!!! :(

Tim Smith

Date: 10/14/2016 3:52:00 PM

I ordered myself a couple big macs...my lady told me id have a heart attack...tasted so sweet...heavenly meat...her words came true when I saw naked ol Jack

Jack Ellison
Date: 10/16/2016 6:04:00 AM

As I told Daniel... I'm quite an adonis in the nude! Want me to send you a picture???

Daniel Turner

Date: 10/14/2016 8:37:00 AM

I'm trying real hard not to draw that mental picture, Jack:)

Jack Ellison
Date: 10/16/2016 6:03:00 AM

Adonis... girls classify me as a hunk!!! (a hunk of %&$#^%)