Piffle Poems

Piffle Septolet

...

      Drown piffle,
 petulantly trying to
             rise;      

      Fish rushing 
 against the stream
          extant
        and well....

The Predator

...Denying reality not to feel guilty,
doesn't mean being free of misery;
he sits alone, he grumbles, he detests
the pathetic glances they flash at him; 
he fills his tall glass to the brim...
and ...

The Predator

...Denying reality not to feel guilty,
doesn't mean being free of misery;
he sits alone and grumbles, he detests
the pathetic glances they flash at him!
He fills his tall glass to the brim...
and s...

The Parable of the Pipe-Down Piper

...Behold the Pied Piper has tossed his pipe belatedly in the trash
   Having led folks down some garden paths he trousered wads of cash
Dollars, pounds, euros, rolls of wallpaper - the currency didn’...

Moans and Groans

...We've become moaners,
Grumpy and groaners,
We talk lots of piffle
We cough, and we sniffle.
We mumble and grumble,
We are not very humble
Sighing and crying
There's no denying
We've become ap...

His Piffle of Drivel

...An ogre is seldom awakened by poetic lines
but he shakes his fists trying to slander others.
I laugh at his desperate attempts at writing.
Delighting in his flawed efforts at metaphors.

On all ...

Nothing Else To Add

...2/4/19
"Nothing Else To Add"

Thinking clearly
I wrote this sincerely
From the one you regard dearly
Nearly
Everybody having theories
Times getting eerie
Yearly

It didn't always turn out ...

Big Bloody Piffle

...The secret to life is really quite simple
All we need do is cheat and swindle
No telling how far we can go
Become the leader of the show
Embarrass a nation, so big bloody piffle...

Classical Music

...Folks more sophisticated than me might say I ain't got no couth, I suppose,

But I ain't a fan of Bach, Liszt and Mozart nor the music they compose!

Spare me the screechin' violins, growlin' cel...

Big Bloody Piffle

...The secret to life is really quite simple
All we need do is to cheat and swindle
No telling how far we can go
Become the leader of the show
Embarrass a nation, so big bloody piffle<>

Two Words - Redux One

...Two Words – Redux One
 
Thumb
Finger

Hand
Foot

Toe
Toes

Blunder
Thunder

Seam
Beam

Stupidity
Contagious

Intelligence
Desired

Planets
Stars

Venus
Mars

Milky
Way
...

Acquisition of a Fresh Perspective

...will you please wake up 
but first signal where 
you will place your dreams
not there my grey hair
and nitro tablets might not mix

your eyes so matter-of-factly
smack me upon my brow
a remin...

You Told Me

...2/23/18


On me you'd tittle tattle
Too often you told me fiddle-faddle
Now you're beginning to unravel
Can't even handle
Your own battle
And are being used an example
For what happens when ...

Queen of Dark She Is

...Queen of Dark She is !

Peeping through the Window
I glean upon the Stupendous glory night
He or She I don’t know
Who it could be
To think it would be a
Stumper Question
Yet I like to call he...

Open Letter To a Tory Minister's Wife - From One Wife To Another - Part 3

...You’ve got by somehow so far without debt as 
You know this way of life is no good, but they won’t leave you be 
To manage the best way you can with what you have 
Even if it means doing without b...

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