Long Piffle Poems

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Premium Member A Glass of Wine, a Thought, a Meaning

It’s amazing how a simple glass of wine,
Can unleash a hidden thought or meaning
You’d think as much as I’ve consumed in life, 
I would have a tome that’s gleaming 

Full of wise, sagacious oratory 
Of thoughts that help the mind
But maybe it’s all piffle, of the wrong kind

You see it’s a very simple thing, 
If you’re a writer from the heart
It doesn’t matter how or if you cloud it, 
It may someday become someone’s art

God has provided us one of many bounties, the grape
That sometimes helps unleash the sometimes hidden shape
Of some very blessed minds from the most blessed of us all
It may be a way to help reach our true selves, or sometimes break through a wall

So now that I’ve made this potentially absurd assertion
It’s time to prove the theory, with some not so perfect allocution
Of some wise, thoughtful insight into a single glass of wine 
For without passion and effort in the making 
It may not enable the divine

So maybe try a glass of the fermented grape 
When next you feel the block of the writer, 
And when others read your work thereafter, 
Things may turn out brighter.
Form: Rhyme


The Parable of the Pipe-Down Piper

Behold the Pied Piper has tossed his pipe belatedly in the trash
   Having led folks down some garden paths he trousered wads of cash
Dollars, pounds, euros, rolls of wallpaper - the currency didn’t matter
   He gathered countless cretins, enchanted by piffle and patter

From sound suburban Ruislip to Henley-on-the-Thames
   This piper sprinkled magic dust and never made amends,
His tunes were quite eccentric but they made the voters dance
   Cycling round the capital his prospects to advance

Now the pipes have fallen silent (I wish this event came sooner)
   Though he tried many instruments, he never bought a tuner
Cast-off from the orchestra, a wayward minstrel now unseated
   His lies have all been rumbled, and on radio repeated

Considering his record, he enjoyed a lengthy stint,
   While friendly foreign editors found his comments fit-to-print
The piper told his followers, “Pack your bags and let us roll
   It might be a path of brambles but we’ll be taking back control.”

At last his pipes are broken, there are pieces in the bin,
   We count excuses and denials that with hindsight look so thin,
People run-for-cover as they see their hero beaten
   Coping with defeat is not a subject taught at Eton.
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member Classical Music

Folks more sophisticated than me might say I ain't got no couth, I suppose,

But I ain't a fan of Bach, Liszt and Mozart nor the music they compose!

Spare me the screechin' violins, growlin' cellos and twitterin' piccolos,

The rumblin' bassoons, the thunderin' timpani and the odious oboes!

Seems the woodwinds, strings, brass and percussion do their own thing,

Renderin' ramblin' and atonal piffle - no pleasure to mine ear doth it bring!

I'd rather listen ad infinitum to Elva Ruby Miller's shrill and off-key renditions,

Than suffer the agony of a two-hour symphony by professional musicians!
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member Two Words - Redux One

Two Words – Redux One
 
Thumb
Finger

Hand
Foot

Toe
Toes

Blunder
Thunder

Seam
Beam

Stupidity
Contagious

Intelligence
Desired

Planets
Stars

Venus
Mars

Milky
Way

Iambic
Rhyme

Real
Divine

Curve
Time

Nose
Ears

Sticks
Styx

Bald
Hairy

Baloney
Piffle

Top
Bottom

Trump
Mussolini

Charlatan
Fascist

Sun
Mercury

Cosmic
Certitude

Mad
Man

She
Monster

Eyes
Flies

Turd
Bird

Money
Desire

Fruit
Empire

Pain
Pane

Brain
Drain

Red
Blue

Tie
Shoe

Gun 
Bullet

Fun
Bun

Wind
Rain

All
Same

Drugs
Thugs

Atwill
Actor

Lamarr
Actress

Snot
Plot

Rasputin
Putin

Monk
Dictator

Zombie
Walking

Run
Bum

Much
Talk

Franklin
Adams

Madison
Monroe

History
Record

Fake
News

Some
Say

Bale
Hay

Right
Way

Not
Today

Toe
Jam

Computer
Scam

Earthen
Dam

Heaven
Hell

Magic
Spell

Athena
Bubo

Perseus
Andromeda

Poseidon
Kraken

Action
Motion

Yes
No

Yup
Nope

Submarine
Scope

Bismarck
Battleship

Gloom
Doom

Titanic
Tomb

Job
Rob

Bank
Banc

Anne
Frank

Humpty
Dumpty

Big
Egg

Stand
Tall

Rick
Ugarte

Gary Bateman, Copyright © All Rights Reserved
July 22, 2018 (Short-Form Free Verse)

Premium Member The Singing Wine-O Bird

I looked out my window and what did I see?
A pretty little bird smiling back at me

I said, “Hello little friend, how are you?”
“Not bad,” he said, “but I've got the flu!”

Told him I've got this great remedy
Although it might make some birds unsteady

It should get rid of those nasty old sniffles
Here's all you do, it's easy, piffle-piffle

Sing that old favourite, “My Darling Clementine”
Then dunk your head in a vat of red wine

When you come back up, all gasping and stuff
Check to make sure you stayed down long enough

Still got the sniffles? Well dive down again
Till the sniffles are gone and then, my friend

You'll need to lie down, don't try to fly
You'll run into things and get poked in the eye

After a good sleep, you'll be good as new
But you'll need red wine whatever you do

I'm afraid you'll be known as the “Wine-O Bird!”
With the prettiest voice the world's ever heard!


© Jack Ellison 2013
Form: Couplet


The Predator

Denying reality not to feel guilty,
doesn't mean being free of misery;
he sits alone and grumbles, he detests
the pathetic glances they flash at him!
He fills his tall glass to the brim...
and spitss out all the untold truths!

Losing what was dear to him is another piffle,
a thing without value that suggests intimidation;
what makes him happy is aiming his sharp rifle
to threaten who doesn't share his conviction.

Some shut their mouths, many run;
dying at the hands of a violent man
may take their life as he pulls the trigger,
turns into a beast, shouting with anger.  

Has he ever read the Holy Bible that forbids murder?
Punishment doesn't apply to him: he's the predator;
and he punishes whom he thinks is responsible
for his misfortunes and loves to see him tremble!

The predator will face the Judge and the Jury,
they will convict him and throw away the key;
ah, taking a human life is eternal damnation:
there's no escape from such condemnation!
Form: Lyric

Premium Member WALK WITH ME

Oh, come now - since life is full of care
and the woodland path is wanting wear;
and the trees of spring must needs be seen
as winter’s grey is sprayed with green.

Van dyke said: ‘walk a mile with me’,
but let us go further and then we’ll see
how the foot is connected to the jaw and tongue
and the track can move the lip and lung.

We’ll tread pleasantries and leave them behind.
As amble turns ramble, we’ll clear out our mind
of piffle and fluff - chit-chat and chatter -
and at last get to speaking of the things that matter.

Gasping with effort, we’ll listen to the other;
clarify our reasons and, when home, discover -
though the debate and the way were difficult and rough -
we’ll agree we have not yet walked quite enough.
Form: Rhyme

Queen of Dark She Is

Queen of Dark She is !

Peeping through the Window
I glean upon the Stupendous glory night
He or She I don’t know
Who it could be
To think it would be a
Stumper Question
Yet I like to call her ‘She’
Queen of dark she is !
She is my friend
She knows me well
To her only I share my secret
She is Inquisitive
Even though I talk Piffle
She won’t say I am flippant
When the peep of the day
Wakes me up
I find that she went back home.
After the ages long wait
for the Evening to pass
Here comes my companion
Dashing through those twilight
Stupendous she is
Inquisitive she is
Stupor I am
sleep in her lap
© Dld Silver  Create an image from this poem.

Nothing Else To Add

2/4/19
"Nothing Else To Add"

Thinking clearly
I wrote this sincerely
From the one you regard dearly
Nearly
Everybody having theories
Times getting eerie
Yearly

It didn't always turn out ideally
She really
Wanted to get touchy and feely
Telling me how she could heal me
After I did some wheelies
Next she said feel free
To take her up on the deal and see
Soon she'd reveal the key

For both parties it was beneficial
And rather simple
Not no piffle

Yeah I said it
There's no need to edit
It's becoming pathetic

Far too many
Being petty
Filled with envy

Get ahead or fall behind
On the move, or soon to unwind
Saw it coming, or being blind
Struggling, or doing fine
Missing or seeing the sign
Not thinking or using your mind
Being rude or kind

Can't be sad
Had
To get after what I didn't have
No matter if I was doing bad
Sure , life can be sad
But I'm not staying mad
I got to give it a stab
If it's something I want to grab

Still glad
I don't care about any fad
There's nothing else to add
Form: Rhyme

The Predator

Denying reality not to feel guilty,
doesn't mean being free of misery;
he sits alone, he grumbles, he detests
the pathetic glances they flash at him; 
he fills his tall glass to the brim...
and spit out all the untold truths!

Losing what was dear to him is another piffle,
a thing without value that suggests intimidation;
what makes him happy is aiming his sharp rifle
and threaten who doesn't share his conviction.

Some shut their mouths, many run;
dying at the hands of a violent man
may take their life as he pulls the trigger,
turns into a beast, shouting with anger.  

Has he ever read the Holy Bible that forbids murder?
Punishment doesn't apply to him: he's the predator;
and he punishes whom he thinks is responsible
for his misfortunes and loves to see him tremble!
Form: Lyric

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