Short Piffle Poems

      Drown piffle,
 petulantly trying to
             rise;      

      Fish rushing 
 against the stream
          extant
        and well....

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Galoot, galoof, galore
Open the magic door
Tell me what you know, laddy
Piffle, twaddle, dee
Take a good look at me
Crambazzle, and hobbledehoy
We made a magic boy...

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The secret to life is really quite simple
All we need do is cheat and swindle
No telling how far we can go
Become the leader of the show
Embarrass a nation, so big bloody piffle...

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The secret to life is really quite simple
All we need do is to cheat and swindle
No telling how far we can go
Become the leader of the show
Embarrass a nation, so big bloody piffle...

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We've become moaners,
Grumpy and groaners,
We talk lots of piffle
We cough, and we sniffle.
We mumble and grumble,
We are not very humble
Sighing and crying
There's no denying
We've become apathetic
That is pathetic...

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will you please wake up 
but first signal where 
you will place your dreams
not there my grey hair
and nitro tablets might not mix

your eyes so matter-of-factly
smack me upon my brow
a reminder of how the years
can grow grass through concrete
or turn boulders to sand

forgive me if I piffle
forgive me if I bore
but you must know that I 
can’t piss like a stripling anymore...

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Mentally  endowed enough,
to take the piffle from your puff,
and ram it home, sweet butter cup,
side effects are frightening,

miscarriage of justice, can put you off
and pride slips cos you're the Toff
that damaged goods, while cancer scoffs.
Not so enlightening. 

thick as your arm is mental charm,
which may be so inviting,
don't even want to cause alarm.
yet love is still exciting

4-jul-11   Don Johnson

Brian Strand
Contest Name	A POEM FROM THEE form or free max 14 lines...

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