Pees Poems - Poems about Pees

... Line up for the lav-a-tree doggies, please The grass is smelling alike mouldy cheese Pass the word around That what you have found Is a more refined way to do one's pees.......Read the rest...

...Being Bob Bob, is just an ordinary guy in every sense of the word. Five ft eight inches tall, a little on the chubby side and has lost most of his hair. No one pays much attention to Bob, that’s j......Read the rest...

... Did I tell you about my dog, how exceptional he is at mimicking my behavior? When there’s a knock at the door he’s right behind me. Or when I sit at the table – breakfast, lunch, or d......Read the rest...

... Tried to prevent, Dogs from snacking on the cat litter smorgasbord. Bought a gate, But it's too late! Cats to old, Not very bold. Pees outside of gate, Oh, what to do, H......Read the rest...

...A transgender person from Lees, Undergoing the "change" by degrees, Faced the final decision, Ere the final incision, Should she sit or stand up when she pees? July 30, 2023 Entered in A Ba......Read the rest...

...old dog pees on oriental rug angry......Read the rest...

...The rolling humpback hills dips down into the valley Fading off into the horizon. Giving the illusions of vast herds of buffalos. Roaming and grazing peacefully Across the sun lite plains, Ove......Read the rest...

...When I was seventeen said he You know how far that I could pee? Across the mississip He said, undoing zip. No need to show me now, I plea. Why that's nothing, said his brother, They oft goade......Read the rest...

...Heavenly Flushes It makes one wonder if the angels blush When heavenly loos need a stately flush When it pees with rain do they feel exposed Are toilets in heaven ......Read the rest...

...At the pool hall, the bathroom was closed. Pipes were punctured, the plumber supposed; But some pro had to go, Thinking no one would know If his flow didn’t have him exposed. So he piddled but......Read the rest...

...the end nears with Jesus and witches let us hope there are no more glitches little baby wears a mask in the manger conceived socially distant without danger no Golgotha crowd but liked tw......Read the rest...

... cute as a button his name is little skunk U when he pees, le pew !......Read the rest...

...Mango's are tasty And oranges are orange, Apple be on my mind As I decipher the laws of gravity, Moms always say "eat your greens"...! So I took my pees Vege served on tables, Lemon slices on......Read the rest...

...GIRAFFATACK In treetops high up Spot victims, raises up neck ~ Pow! Eats shoots, then leaves MONKEY SHINES Who is watching who? Monkey makes a fool of you ......Read the rest...

...The Wonder Mobile broke today Of course it would happen Why wouldn’t it 4 cylinders running on 3 Getting out to push probably much faster Poor little Corolla It had a hard life. Neglected so......Read the rest...