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Decisions Decisions

A transgender person from Lees,
Undergoing the "change" by degrees,
Faced the final decision,
Ere the final incision,
Should she sit or stand up when she pees?


July 30, 2023
Entered in A Bawdy or Funny Limerick Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Tania Kitchen
4th Place

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Linda Alice Fowler Date: 8/21/2023 10:44:00 AM Very good Jim! Cute, cute, cute! Perfect limerick ;);) Congratulations! :) Login to Reply Jim Slaughter Date: 8/21/2023 10:45:00 AM Thanks, Linda.

Lin Lane Date: 8/19/2023 2:23:00 AM Hi Jim, this is an excellent Limerick! What could be taken as an affront is someone finding fault with it. I'm reminded of these thoughts: “Stop judging that you may not be judged" AND... "Why, then, do you look at the straw in your brother’s eye but do not notice the rafter in your own eye?" And there's this... "If you have anything nice to say... Login to Reply Jim Slaughter Date: 8/19/2023 10:32:00 AM Thanks, Lin. I'm certainly not offended by Tom's comment. I appreciate any and all comments on my work...as long as they are constructively critical.

Mark Koplin Date: 8/18/2023 7:30:00 PM Well done Jim! I’m not sure what we would do without Having Tommy and his moral compass to keep us all in check. Login to Reply Jim Slaughter Date: 8/19/2023 10:25:00 AM Thanks, Mark. I don't honestly believe that I have ever written anything "immoral" in my life...and I certainly don't consider this little ditty to be so. I don't think Tom does either...hopefully.

Jan Allison Date: 8/18/2023 1:49:00 PM I stand up and applaud you for this one Jim, ignore Mr negativity below he is just full of BS and limericks are by design bawdy! if folk have no sense of humour I cant see why the feel the need to comment. I found this hilarious. hugs jan xx Login to Reply Jim Slaughter Date: 8/18/2023 2:38:00 PM Jan, I couldn't agree more. Thank you.

Tania Kitchin Date: 8/18/2023 1:34:00 PM Jim, this made me laugh, congratulations on your winning placement! Login to Reply Jim Slaughter Date: 8/18/2023 2:37:00 PM Thank you, Tania.

Terry Miller Date: 8/18/2023 2:57:00 AM Hilarious, congratulations Login to Reply Jim Slaughter Date: 8/18/2023 10:47:00 AM Thank you, Terry.

Bill Baker Date: 8/15/2023 10:37:00 AM Hilarious Limerick, Jim. Great entry, good luck, my friend. Bill Login to Reply Jim Slaughter Date: 8/15/2023 11:21:00 AM Thanks, Bill

Sara Kendrick Date: 8/5/2023 2:14:00 PM Well, life has some serious decisions for sure and that would be a very serious one for the person to make. I have heard that people who do that are still not happy with their identity. Thanks for sharing this one and it reads like a good contender to me for the contest. Way to go. Sara Login to Reply Jim Slaughter Date: 8/5/2023 2:28:00 PM I can only imagine, Sara. Thank you.

Andrea Dietrich Date: 8/5/2023 11:19:00 AM People need to lighten up about limerick humor. I notice today that comics are afraid to do "sensitive" topics, but a true stand up has no limits for his comedy, as long as he uses equal insensitivity for all! I miss the days of brutal humor. today's comic sees nothing wrong in insulting those of us who denied taking the covid jab, so they are not so PC as they think they are. Login to Reply Jim Slaughter Date: 8/5/2023 1:44:00 PM I agree, Andrea. I never aspire to insult or otherwise injure anyone with my humor.

Andrea Dietrich Date: 8/5/2023 11:16:00 AM Hilarious. I hope it places high!!! Login to Reply Jim Slaughter Date: 8/5/2023 1:41:00 PM Thanks, Andrea.

Ilene Bauer Date: 7/30/2023 2:31:00 PM i think this is very funny, jim! good luck in the contest... Login to Reply Jim Slaughter Date: 7/31/2023 10:55:00 AM Thanks, Ilene. Even some controversial subjects can have some humorous elements, I believe.

Tom Woody Date: 7/30/2023 10:54:00 AM I know this is intended as harmless fun, but it might be taken as an affront to those who are suffering. Something to consider my friend Login to Reply Mark Koplin Date: 8/18/2023 7:28:00 PM I’m glad you are back on the soup to remind people of proper morals. We can all learn from you and your courageous comments. Good call out Tommy Boy! Tania Kitchin Date: 8/18/2023 1:35:00 PM People should not be offended by limericks. No harm intended, I am sure. Jim Slaughter Date: 7/30/2023 2:02:00 PM Harmless fun, indeed, Tom, and I'm sorry if anyone is offended. Thanks for the insight.