Best Pees Poems

"This is mine, and this is mine, and so is this,"
Says my unfixed dog, Willy, on all he does piss....

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When I was seventeen said he
You know how far that I could pee?
Across the mississip
He said, undoing zip.
No need to show me now, I plea.

Why that's nothing, said his brother,
They oft goaded one another,
I had such awesome flow
That in a single go
I filled Moon Lake,...

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