Terry Miller Poet Limerick

Pees Corp

When I was seventeen said he
You know how far that I could pee?
Across the mississip
He said, undoing zip.
No need to show me now, I plea.

Why that's nothing, said his brother,
They oft goaded one another,
I had such awesome flow
That in a single go
I filled Moon Lake, and one other.

Their friend said; you all call that pee
I once powered my friend's jet-ski
Tied tightly to the rear
That thing sure did career
Set off like a screaming banshee.

During all this friendly baiting
The three of them stood there waiting
Each of them hanging out
Their now small shriveled spout
Bladders slow in activating.



Tall Tales 1 Poetry Contest placed 2nd
Sponsored by: Jeff Kyser 
Date wrote: 4th March 2022

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William Kelii Kekaula April 5, 2022 at 4:34 PM In contemplation of "II", the impetus' read of the prev. listed winners, yours was very amusing using a form, found I, most arduous truly. You have my compliments on your worthy endeavors my friend, Aloha~William

Caren Krutsinger April 1, 2022 at 10:26 PM This is great "Their friend said; you all call that pee I once powered my friend's jet-ski" Congratulations! Terry Miller April 2, 2022 at 6:07 AM That bis my favourite line to, thank you Caren.

Christuraj Alex March 26, 2022 at 12:47 AM Very interesting or, rather, hilarious. Great tale. Congratulations! Terry Miller March 28, 2022 at 2:15 AM Thank you so much I did have fun writing this.

Meghan Hutchings March 25, 2022 at 3:59 PM Congratulations, Terry! Your tall tale is very funny! It also sounds exactly like something guys would do when ladies are not around!! Excellent job! Much love...Meghan! Terry Miller March 28, 2022 at 2:17 AM Thank you, Meghan, it was fun to write, have a fun day.

Paula Goldsmith March 25, 2022 at 10:55 AM Congratulations on your win. A fun/creative write. Have a blessed day with your win................. Terry Miller March 28, 2022 at 2:17 AM Thank you, Paula, so glad you enjoyed it, have a great day yourself.

Jeff Kyser March 25, 2022 at 3:27 AM Congrats for your second placement in the contest - you're a real whizz at these! Terry Miller March 25, 2022 at 5:14 AM Thanks, Jeff, for the placement and running the competition I had a blast writing this.

Gershon Wolf March 10, 2022 at 4:39 PM Ri-Dick-ulous, Terry! Truly hilarious. :) Terry Miller March 13, 2022 at 9:29 AM Thank you, Gershon.

Andrea Dietrich March 6, 2022 at 12:18 PM haha. Tall tales indeed. This is one contest that is kicking my butt. I just need to sit down and come up with an idea!! Terry Miller March 7, 2022 at 3:56 AM Thank you, Andrea, you will come up with an idea you always come up with a winner!

John Read March 5, 2022 at 11:36 AM You have a great sense of humor Terry. Enjoyed the read. Terry Miller March 6, 2022 at 1:30 AM Thank you, John, you have a great day.

Ilene Bauer March 4, 2022 at 10:46 AM This is hilarious, Terry, with the perfect ending! Terry Miller March 5, 2022 at 1:23 AM Thank you so much.

L Milton Hankins March 4, 2022 at 9:59 AM (laughing) This is hilarious, Terry. And, frankly, so believable, because boys and young men will engage in such antics! Terry Miller March 5, 2022 at 1:23 AM Thank you Milt, I had fun composing it, stay well.

Deb M March 4, 2022 at 9:21 AM Absolutely love this Terry….so very clever and so very funny!! Enjoyed! Cheers Debx Terry Miller March 5, 2022 at 1:23 AM Thank you Deb for your too kind comment, stay well my friend.