Nitwits Poems - Poems about Nitwits

Expectation

...High hopes built on imaginations
And human frailties
A meandering mirage on hot tarmac at noon
A recipe for hunger

In hollow voices, whisper winds of expectations among the trees
Drowned by th...

Twits Terrible Nitwits

...past knoxville and idaho city there are a pair of adorable nitwits.
townspeople refer to them as kooky oddballs, a couple of twits.
their name is easy to  learn. she is backward ditz; he is fritz.
...

The Fule Lord

...The follies of fools 
The lord of fools 
The fools that are lords
a leader of the damned 
Insane the minority of minions 
Deplorable and disdained 
Blind in the sight of kings and lords
Jester...

There Is No Social Justice, Part I

...You hear the term bandied about,
used to justify everything,
this catch-all phrase, ‘social justice,’
its praises some constantly sing.

It has become their shibboleth,
to oppose it is heresy,
...

Laughing Buddha Wild and Free

...Laughing Buddha with a tabby on your head,
You will be the death of me, the fern willow said.
All you do is extend ridiculous mirth and joy.
Even when under the influence of this weird boy.

The...

Beauty

...Importance of beauty
Well, what should I say
A despondent heart knows it well
It's power to make your survival easy

Lips, nose and two eyes it takes
To change your destiny, to change your fate...

Polka Dots On Faces

...While all the ribald pranks bubble,
made-up faces grin across conference halls--
botox-filled, pimply holes  smoothly done
where bag of word- tricks  fumble: and allies
looking like nitwi...

Would You Hire Me: a Resume

...I am applying for the consultant position
of Office Manager for which I will audition.
I am undeniably qualified to deal with nitwits
and idiots I will immediately classify as 'twits.'

My solut...

Yes She Wrote

...Will you read me again?
Please read me again
And write me a reply
So I can write again...

Yes she wrote for the 
Brother fattens like baobab
Fat yet she thins like biltong
At displeasure, He...

Finally May Found My Fate

...Finally May Find His Fate

Read poem about priest and did wait;
I always knew that it would be great;
My face feed;
Another read;
In my poem he finally found his fate.

Jim Horn

Crave and ...

It Is Bloody Ridiculous

...It's Bloody Ridiculous

It's bloody ridiculous....

Make no mistake, Malaysians are such a complying lot....
We complained about traffic jams, road tolls and blocks...
A nitwit politician sugge...

A Battle Outside Raging

...I stand within these walls of comfort, Called freedom. While in every corner of this world, My siblings die. Brothers and sisters of earth, Struggling for hope. My vagabond mind wanders in circles...

Animal Antics

...Freddie the goat was as wide as a boat
His hair was long, tangled and whiffy
He asked Maisie the cow could she help him right now
And she mooed she would in a jiffy

Joey the horse said with som...

Just Forgive Them

...The world is full of things that vex,
Competitors going for rivals’ necks,
Foes that single you out for no reason
And haters who loathe despite the season.

In the face of all this you should st...

Unsatisfied of Others

...Great girdle! She cried. 
What happenstance have we happened upon?
Have the two nitwits knocked themselves silly with hammers?
What is the sensitivity they seek so?
She heaves humbly a sigh sumpt...

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