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Short Nitwits Poems

Short Nitwits Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Nitwits by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Nitwits by length and keyword.


Unsatisfied of Others
Great girdle! She cried. 
What happenstance have we happened upon?
Have the two nitwits knocked themselves silly with hammers?
What is the sensitivity they seek so?
She heaves humbly a sigh sumptuously,
As if the scene had the heavenly smells of Harvard halls, the musk of her haberdashery
And wondered how she could fit into such a simple equation...

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Categories: nitwits, absence, allegory, angst,
Form: Bio



Animal Antics
Freddie the goat was as wide as a boat
His hair was long, tangled and whiffy
He asked Maisie the cow could she help him right now
And she mooed she would in a jiffy

Joey the horse said with some force
My tail is also quite smelly
So Maisie mooed here I’ll make it real clear
I can also shave your big belly

Daisy the hen clucked from her pen
Could you take a look at my feathers?
Maisie then mooed you’re so very rude 
I do all three of you nitwits together

September 6th 2016...

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Categories: nitwits, children, humorous,
Form: Light Verse

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