The Goofballs Three

The sage confronted the goofballs, three - 

"How dare you donkeys challenge me?
My credentials are unquestioned, twits. 
So, scatter forth, boneheads, nitwits."

"Your qualifications are indeed top drawer.  
We numskulls are looking for number four."
Copyright © | Year Posted 2025

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Wolf Avatar
September 13, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. This is great, David. LMAO. Thanks, gw ,
Crandall Avatar
September 14, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Great - glad I got ya on this one! (Don't tell anyone, but I might have been thinking about me and the three guys I play cards with every week)
Etgen-Baker Avatar
September 13, 2025 at 5:35 PM
reminds me of The Three Stooges for some reason :-)
Crandall Avatar
September 14, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I can see that - a bunch of knuckleheads, lol!
Crandall Avatar
September 14, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I can see that - a bunch of knuckleheads, lol!
Greenhough Avatar
September 13, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Lol. Clubs aren't for me.
Crandall Avatar
September 14, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Especially a club like this!
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